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Atheists & Agnostics

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts) Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:16 PM Jun 2018

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Yeah, answer me this, atheists!

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Yeah, answer me this, atheists! (Original Post) Ron Obvious Jun 2018 OP

Ron Obvious... the irony in that name is, well, obvious. lapfog_1 Jun 2018 #1

LOL! SharonClark Jun 2018 #2

Unless he's a eunoch he's unlikely to be 100% sterile mr_lebowski Jun 2018 #3

Classic appeal to ignorance fallacy. J_William_Ryan Jun 2018 #4

I think an alternative explanation does come to mind Ron Obvious Jun 2018 #6

Yeah, but wouldn't he notice if she'd paid an IVF clinic's big fee? (n/t) Jim Lane Jun 2018 #17

True. I guess I didn't think that one all the way through. n/t Ron Obvious Jun 2018 #18

Maybe your wife's boyfriend DOES exist? nt CaptainTruth Jun 2018 #5

Mary told Joseph that God did it! Ohio Dem Jun 2018 #13

Ron, before I answer, I have a question: Did you move within the last two years or so, NCjack Jun 2018 #7

I do enjoy playing the straight man Ron Obvious Jun 2018 #8

Ron, not clear. It's you. And your Jag auto mechanic not only made NCjack Jun 2018 #9

Curses! You see right through me. Ron Obvious Jun 2018 #10

Is it about a friend of yours ? rickford66 Jun 2018 #11

Yeah... Yeah, that's it. Ron Obvious Jun 2018 #12

I have a friend who posts things for his friend also. rickford66 Jun 2018 #16

LMFAO. I am laughing so farking hard at this. Ferrets are Cool Jun 2018 #14

This can't be real! blueinredohio Jun 2018 #15

Ron May Want to Skip a DNA Test dlk Jun 2018 #19

This message was self-deleted by its author enki23 Jun 2018 #20

Oh wow, that changes everything! AllyCat Jun 2018 #21

OK w/me if she receives god, or the mailman. Whatever. lindysalsagal Sep 2018 #22

And as further proof that God performed a miracle... oldlibdem Dec 2018 #23

lapfog_1

(30,073 posts)

1. Ron Obvious... the irony in that name is, well, obvious.

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:22 PM

Jun 2018

SharonClark

(10,309 posts)

2. LOL!

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:22 PM

Jun 2018

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

3. Unless he's a eunoch he's unlikely to be 100% sterile

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:23 PM

Jun 2018

Then there's this one other, worldly possibility that also comes to mind ...

J_William_Ryan

(2,067 posts)

4. Classic appeal to ignorance fallacy.

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:36 PM

Jun 2018

That we don’t know why doesn’t mean ‘god’ is the ‘answer.’

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

6. I think an alternative explanation does come to mind

Reply to J_William_Ryan (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:42 PM

Jun 2018

I'm going with Ocham's razor just because he looks like a putz.

Plus, I like her smug, knowing smile.

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)

17. Yeah, but wouldn't he notice if she'd paid an IVF clinic's big fee? (n/t)

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #6)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:17 PM

Jun 2018

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

18. True. I guess I didn't think that one all the way through. n/t

Reply to Jim Lane (Reply #17)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 03:55 PM

Jun 2018

CaptainTruth

(7,184 posts)

5. Maybe your wife's boyfriend DOES exist? nt

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:39 PM

Jun 2018

Ohio Dem

(4,357 posts)

13. Mary told Joseph that God did it!

Reply to CaptainTruth (Reply #5)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:23 PM

Jun 2018

Some people are just gullible.

NCjack

(10,297 posts)

7. Ron, before I answer, I have a question: Did you move within the last two years or so,

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 01:02 PM

Jun 2018

and did your preacher, mailman, or some other familiar man make the same relocation? If "yes", I think I can solve the puzzle without resorting to "Him".

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

8. I do enjoy playing the straight man

Reply to NCjack (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 01:08 PM

Jun 2018

But I hope it's clear I'm not this guy.

NCjack

(10,297 posts)

9. Ron, not clear. It's you. And your Jag auto mechanic not only made

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #8)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 01:15 PM

Jun 2018

the move, he now is your next door neighbor! Right?

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

10. Curses! You see right through me.

Reply to NCjack (Reply #9)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 01:19 PM

Jun 2018

Boy, am I embarrassed.

rickford66

(5,645 posts)

11. Is it about a friend of yours ?

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #8)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 01:40 PM

Jun 2018

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

12. Yeah... Yeah, that's it.

Reply to rickford66 (Reply #11)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:02 PM

Jun 2018

I'm posting this for a friend.

rickford66

(5,645 posts)

16. I have a friend who posts things for his friend also.

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #12)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:51 PM

Jun 2018

Ferrets are Cool

(21,951 posts)

14. LMFAO. I am laughing so farking hard at this.

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:27 PM

Jun 2018

That is "orange-one" worthy.

blueinredohio

(6,797 posts)

15. This can't be real!

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 02:42 PM

Jun 2018

dlk

(12,311 posts)

19. Ron May Want to Skip a DNA Test

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Sun Jun 10, 2018, 04:55 PM

Jun 2018

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enki23 This message was self-deleted by its author.

AllyCat

(17,023 posts)

21. Oh wow, that changes everything!

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Wed Jun 13, 2018, 01:22 AM

Jun 2018

Some mysterious ways there, eh? I mean, how ELSE could that happen?

lindysalsagal

(22,346 posts)

22. OK w/me if she receives god, or the mailman. Whatever.

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Wed Sep 19, 2018, 06:59 PM

Sep 2018

oldlibdem

(330 posts)

23. And as further proof that God performed a miracle...

Reply to Ron Obvious (Original post)

Tue Dec 4, 2018, 06:24 PM

Dec 2018

The child when it was born looked nothing like him, but was an exact doppelganger for the mailman. Explain that one heathens ! Praise jeebus.

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