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Talk to Jesus on the phone! (Original Post) frogmarch Oct 8 OP
I'm holding out True Dough Oct 8 #1
I'm not providing my credit card number though; Jesus should already know it. nt Shermann Oct 8 #2
$3.99 per minute? keithbvadu2 Oct 8 #3
Chat line keithbvadu2 Oct 8 #4
I thank Jesus for my food every day. usonian Oct 8 #5
Oh Good GOD... Jack Valentino Oct 8 #6
Line will be tied up with MAGATs 4catsmom Oct 8 #7
Are you still turning water into wine? Asking for a friend. twodogsbarking Oct 8 #8
That's not a nice phone for being The Almighty. twodogsbarking Oct 8 #9
I thought of this sorcrow Oct 9 #10

True Dough

(20,243 posts)
1. I'm holding out
Tue Oct 8, 2024, 01:33 PM
Oct 8

until Jesus is available to go bowling or play shuffleboard. I'd suggest a night of Trivial Pursuit, but you're not allowed to quiz Jesus!

Jack Valentino

(1,327 posts)
6. Oh Good GOD...
Tue Oct 8, 2024, 03:09 PM
Oct 8

I thought you could get on your knees, and talk to him for free!


Damn, I could be Jesus on the phone for $50 for 3 minutes.
"Blessed are the peacemakers..."

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