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Talk to Jesus on the phone! (Original Post)
frogmarch
Oct 8
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True Dough
(20,110 posts)1. I'm holding out
until Jesus is available to go bowling or play shuffleboard. I'd suggest a night of Trivial Pursuit, but you're not allowed to quiz Jesus!
Shermann
(8,568 posts)2. I'm not providing my credit card number though; Jesus should already know it. nt
keithbvadu2
(39,955 posts)3. $3.99 per minute?
keithbvadu2
(39,955 posts)4. Chat line
usonian
(13,582 posts)5. I thank Jesus for my food every day.
Jack Valentino
(1,246 posts)6. Oh Good GOD...
I thought you could get on your knees, and talk to him for free!
Damn, I could be Jesus on the phone for $50 for 3 minutes.
"Blessed are the peacemakers..."
4catsmom
(216 posts)7. Line will be tied up with MAGATs
from now until election day
twodogsbarking
(12,228 posts)8. Are you still turning water into wine? Asking for a friend.
twodogsbarking
(12,228 posts)9. That's not a nice phone for being The Almighty.
sorcrow
(502 posts)10. I thought of this