How long can you make it through this video?

[DetlefK]

- tornadoes are made by machines

- mountains are stumps of giant trees

- some of these giant trees were cut down, some were destroyed by tornados a million times stronger than what we get today

- volcanos are explosions that happen when chemicals build up inside Earth

- Earth is flat

- How come there are some continents and islands that appear on ancient maps but don't appear on official maps of today? Because cover-up!!! (Ancient maps which show the continent Hyperborea but don't show the continent Australia.)

- If an ancient map has a decorative element showing a giant bird of prey lifting an elephant, that means that there actually were giant birds of prey capable of lifting elephants.

- If an ancient map has a decorative element showing a character that's a mixture of human and animal, like mermaids, that's evidence of genetic experiments conducted in the past.

- There is a secret army that prevents you from going beyond the Ice-Wall of Flat-Earth, so you can't see the continents that lie there.

- If you don't believe in all of this and if you don't discard all the evidence that contradicts this, that means you're not open-minded.

[TreasonousBastard]

1. I usually like this kind of silliness, but this guy is so boring...

that I made it to a little over a minute.

Fast forwarded to the end to see if anything worth getting pissed at would show up, but not enough to slow it down.