donald trump's amazing tax returns!

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August 24, 2016

To Whom it may Concern:

I am an tax attorny and have graduated number one (1) in my class from a prestigeous institution.

Since 1996, I have had hte distinct honor and privilige of preparing Mr. Trump's tax returns.

They are amazing, truly amazing. He has the best tax returns. The best.

I have shown the tax returns to collegues and they are always amazed. Always.

I can assure you that Mr. Trump's income is among the highest in the world. Probably is the highest in the world.

Well, it would be the highest in the world if liberals like Bill Gates and rapists like Carlos Slim didn't cheat.

And lie.

Mr. Trump is also the most generus man I have ever met. He has made more charitible contributions than anyone in all of history.

His charity cannot be matched!

Despite all the deduction he can take, Mr. Trump actually insists on overpaying his taxes! Why?

Because Mr. Trump knows that the country would collapse if the government ran out of money. And Mr. Trump has money!

Lots of money! He's rich! Really, really rich!

He knows that he is the only person -- the ONLY person! -- who can save us, so he overpays his taxes to keep America running.

I can also assure you that Mr. Trump taxes show no ties or obligations to anyone. He is his own man!

He is absolutely NOT paying 138.47% annual interest rate to Russian mobsters since 2004.

He is also unconditionally NOT paying the firm of Dewey, Burnham, & Howe to provide insurince so that none of his incredible buildings burn down.

Finally, Mr. Trump has been audited many times because liberals in the IRS are out to get him because he tells the truth!

But Mr. Trump has not yet been formally convicted of any wrongdoing!

I can't say anything about pending indictments because Mr. Trump has an entire separate legal team to handle all his indictments.

In conclusion, Mr. Trump's tax returns are incredible! Very presidential!


Sinceerly,


Donald J. Trump's Tax Man

[Thinkingabout]

1. We need to add Trump is the greatest.

[MattP]

2. To Whom may concern

[drm604]

3. I guarantee you...

he will have the best tax return of anyone ever elected president!

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4. absolutely! by far the best!

[narnian60]

28. Hahahaha.

[skylucy]

5. LOL! The scary thing is, this isn't that different from the fake note

from the Trumpsters "doctor".

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6. which in turn isn't that different from the excuse notes from "donnie's mom" in his school days

[SaschaHM]

7. I see Meredith McIver found a new job.

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8. Whaddya mean? This was clearly written by trump's tax man! see the signature!

[Johnny2X2X]

9. Can I steal this?

I want to post it on a smaller site I debate with Cons at.

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11. i'm fine with that, but, again, i didn't write this; clearly, trump's tax man did!

besides, my shift key has been broken for decades now

[keithbvadu2]

43. Eye stoll it two. Plan to write a Melania speech.

[ProfessorPlum]

10. LOL. Well done

[annabanana]

12. Entirely as credible as his Dr's note!. . . . . . n/t

[lame54]

13. Good enough for me

[keithbvadu2]

14. graduated number one (1) in my class from Trump Yooniversity

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15. everybody graduates number one (1) in their class from trump u!

trump's graduates are all the best! the very best!

[keithbvadu2]

21. and they have the credit card debt to prove it.

At the place I volunteer, the supervisor gave out Christmas cards and every one was labeled: to my #1 volunteer.

[cindyperry]

16. Hahaha

Stop it

[aggiesal]

17. generus ...

[VWolf]

18. Signed, Epstein's mom

(for all the Welcome Back Kotter fans out there)

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26. yes!

i wanna know who looked at vinnie and said "that guy! yes! that guy can really act! that guy has mega-star written all over him!"

[rurallib]

34. my brother actually signed his missing school because he was sick note

"Bob's dad"
Principal didn't buy it

[63splitwindow]

19. Not enough "Believe Me", never enough "Believe Me", and, on that, believe me!

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22. i hear you, but... no apologies!

[NewJeffCT]

20. Is his tax man named John Miller or John Barron

Or maybe, if that quote about Trump wanting short guys in yarmulkes counting his money is true, maybe it's John Trumpstein?

[randome]

24. Nope. It's that brilliant one-woman army named Meredith McIver.

She writes books! She writes speeches! She does taxes! The amazing, never-seen woman behind the closed curtain that is Donald Trump's brain: MEREDITH MCIVER!!!!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.[/center][/font][hr]

[lastlib]

44. Yes

(take your pick, they're interchangeable.)

[Angry Dragon]

23. now this tax return makes sense

I should hire this tax man

[hotrod0808]

25. OP created by CPA John Barron

[Stonepounder]

27. Dagnabbit! You just made me ruin my keyboard!!

I did a spit take all over it!

[mahina]

29. Believe me.

This I can tell you.

Snort.

Best post in days. Mahalo.

[Liberalagogo]

30. I'd call this a fake, but

It does have all the spelling errors in all the right places.

[louis-t]

31. Signed, Epsteins mother.

And you forgot to say "believe me".

[Fred75]

32. Bull-s---

This article is pure Bull-Sh--

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33. 1000% pure! the finest anywhere! believe me!

[rurallib]

35. Trump quality bullshit! The finest ever!

No better bullshit from the ancient plains of Greece to the US west of today!
For the best in bullshit lumps, buy Trump's.

Buy a bag of Trump bullshit and Donald will pretend to donate to rebuild Tony Perkins house and declare it on his fabulous taxes!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

36. Well done!

[treestar]

37. lol

[eppur_se_muova]

38. You know, I keep thinking that tRump reminds me of this guy ...

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/liars/n9373

Apparently, tRump made some remark comparing Hillary to Lovitz's character ... but give it a listen and see who YOU think it reminds you of.

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40. i win so often sometimes even i get tired of all that winning! yeah, that's the ticket!

[TxDemChem]

39. Lol there should be a warning on this post

Don't click on the link while drinking tea...I nearly choked laughing myself silly

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41. consider "by unblock" to be your warning. i have the best posts! the best! believe me!

[TxDemChem]

45. Lol will do

You made my day. Keep it up!

[KingCharlemagne]

42. LOL. Almost soubds real! - nt