Guess it's time to learn Cyrillic

[Danmel]

This is fucking horrifying

[Ken Burch]

1. And I've heard there's one dialect of Russian that is nothing but obscenities.

We should learn that one, too.

[NWCorona]

6. It's called Mat and it revolves around 4 or 5 words.

[Glassunion]

8. At least Carlin's list had 7

[NWCorona]

10. I still have that album. He would have a field day with this election

[Glassunion]

11. There are a lot of folks I'm sad did not have a voice during the election.

Carlin and Jon Stewart (so sad he retired, but he earned it 100 fold) are two that immediately jump to mind.

Hicks and Pryor would have been a good too.

Carlin would not have voted and blamed everyone else who did. And he would have been right in his own way.

[The Genealogist]

2. From here on, we should write "Republican" and "Republican Party" using the Cyrillic alphabet

They seem to adore Russia so. Why not?

[MineralMan]

3. There's a lot more to learning Russian than learning its alphabet.

Learning the Cyrillic alphabet is easy. The rest is a big challenge for most language learners. Knowing Latin helps, due to the highly inflected grammar of Russian. There are several very good websites, though, that can help you learn the language. Just search for Learn Russian Online and have a look at the websites. You'll find one that works best for you.

[NWCorona]

7. I think the Russian alphabet is pretty easy with only 33 letters

The language a bit tougher but you are right. Knowing Latin definitely helps.

[onenote]

4. right. because you think the commissars are going to take over the federal and 50 state governments

Geez. I remember when some people thought things like that back during the Cold War. We thought they were nuts.

[Glassunion]

9. I know right?

There are some who pop their pants at the fact in some FL municipalities codes and laws are in both English and Spanish. SPANISH!!!!

[Ken Burch]

12. This was illustrated in one issue of the old "Mad" paperbacks

(they did paperbacks before the actual magazines)

They created a parody "Reader's Digest" cover, with its characteristic table of contents.

These two articles were listed in sequence:

We Are Losing Idaho And Montana To The Russians.........Alarmist Weekly

Who WANTS Them?.............................................................Pravda

[Kotya]

5. At least we'll get to hear more great Russian pop music.

Always love me some Nyusha:

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And 5sta Family:

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[MineralMan]

13. I see. Feh!