Mike Tyson's weed company is producing edibles shaped like ears

[Ohio Joe]

My parents were wrong: there is a future in marijuana. As the puritanical laws surrounding weed loosen around the country, edibles are becoming easier to access. When I downed my first pot brownie, it was shoddily crafted and tasted like Gary Busey's bathwater. It did the proverbial trick, but the process should've been infinitely more pleasurable. Nowadays, I find myself scornfully swaying in my rocking chair and chastizing the edible munching youth from my porch. "Back in my day, you had to befriend an ex-con named Shaka to get yourself an eighth. We had to travel seven states just to look at a dispensary."

By choosing to hop on the legal weed bandwagon, Mike Tyson has become quite the cannabis capitalist. The amount of scratch that Tyson earns from wacky tobacky is staggering, and it doesn't seem like he's about to slow down anytime soon. Tyson just unveiled a new brand of edibles that are- get this- shaped like ears. Because who wouldn't want to think about Mike Tyson devouring a chunk of Evander Holyfield's ear while they're grappling with THC-induced paranoia?

https://boingboing.net/2022/03/17/mike-tysons-weed-company-is-producing-edibles-shaped-like-ears.html

There is a pic at the link.

I... Just don't even know what to think much less say.

[Srkdqltr]

1. I'm sure some will just love it, but it is just too ikky.

[Midnight Writer]

2. What will Stormy Daniels' line of edibles look like?

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

4. It can only be...

🍄

[mopinko]

3. there's a chocolate place in reading market in philly

that sell all kinds of chocolate body parts, including noses and ears on sticks.

[LisaM]

5. I know that place!

And chocolate hearts that look like human hearts.

[mopinko]

6. yup.

i loved the market, all of it.
been there twice, once for a week, and ate there every day.

[MrsCoffee]

7. Almost hope Evander Holyfield sues to get the profits.

With all of Tyson’s success, why did he have to go there?

It’s completely classless and almost seems like it should be illegal for him to profit off that. But I forget that he was never arrested or faced charges for that. Just fined by the boxing commission.