This article is hilarious...

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https://www.alternet.org/drugs/here-are-deas-10-most-ludicrous-slang-terms-marijuana


Here Are the DEA’s 10 Most Ludicrous Slang Terms for Marijuana

Those hipsters at the Drug Enforcement Administration are at it again. Each year they come out with a list of Drug Slang Code Words, and now we have the 2018 version in hand. The list is designed to help law enforcement decipher criminal jargon and to crack cases, but it's more likely to make readers crack up.

Some of the entries are common slang of the type seen in newspaper headlines (pot, grass, weed), some are foreign words that mean "marijuana" (maconha, mota, pakalolo), some are based on place names (Acapulco Gold, BC Bud, Jamaican Red, Mexican Brown), and some are simply strain names (Blue Cheese, Girl Scout Cookies, Grand Daddy Purp).

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Airplane. Inexplicable. Urban Dictionary has a listing for the 1980 comic movie classic Airplane, the song Airplanes by rapper b.o.b., actually airplanes, and a sex act too gross to reprint here, but not a mention of marijuana.

Bambalachacha. Really? It shows up in a 2007 entry in Urban Dictionary and a couple of other slang dictionary entries using the exact same phrasing and sentence example, but other than that, nada.

Burritos Verdes. This must be marijuana slang so hip it isn't even on the internet, but if you search for it, you'll find a mouth-watering recipe for "Smothered Slow Cooker Chile Verde Pork Burritos."

Gigglesmoke. This was a term once used for marijuana, but the last time anybody actually heard it was probably at a Louis Armstrong concert in the 1930s.

More at link

[Eyeball_Kid]

1. "Cheese"

or is that too "cheesy"?

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

2. That's what I'm thinking of growing next...

https://www.growerschoiceseeds.com/shop/cannabis-seeds/auto-flowering/cheese-auto-flowering-feminized-cannabis-seeds/

[NightWatcher]

3. They got any of that Tied Stick? You know that shit they tie to a stick.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

5. Can't find that but...

I found they have some,

Smoochy Woochy Poochy.

Do they just make this stuff up? This sounds like an excessively romantic dog, and we can't find anybody actually using this to refer to marijuana.

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I’m waiting for ”Bow Wow Wowie”

[NightWatcher]

11. From the classic....

[Soxfan58]

4. Gigglesmoke

Is my new word for weed.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

6. Love that one too...

[TexasTowelie]

7. The next time that I need to restock

I'll be asking my connection for some smoochy woochy poochy. I'm certain that he will stare at me with bewilderment.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

9. Careful you may get kissed...

I swear that if we used these terms the DEA would have no idea what was being said cuz I think they had some really good “smoochy” then giggled through the smoke.

[Cartoonist]

8. Jefferson Airplane

A roach clip made from a paper match.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

10. Mother Nature...

Clip made from a bent twig or shreds of cattail leaves.