How to Pretend You're Not High (humor)

[YoshidaYui]

[Ohiya]

1. Thanks, now I can fearlessly go to church today.

Ha, just kidding, I don't go to church!

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. WTH does she mean "normal people"???

Stoners are normal people too!

Other than that, it was pretty funny

[lark]

3. Hmm, practical tips.

Not a wake and baker, prefer mine starting in the late afternoon - bedtime. I never thought of Febreeze for clothes, I just use it on carpet or couches. I will have to try this on something I'm not wearing first to see if it's a joke or for real. Sunglasses and eyedrops are tried and true disguise methods along with not speaking. I smoked once during work - big mistake for me - but made it through by keeping busy and my eyes down and not talking to anyone unless I had to and then answering as simply as possible. I never ever smoked before or during work after that.

It's funny, for the first time since I was 17, I don't need to disguise what I do now that medical weed is legal here. It's an amazing transition to be a law abiding citizen for the first time in over 50" years and I'm still not fully adapted, still a little paranoid,

[yonder]

4. Yep, somewhere between late afternoon to bedtime

and never, ever, Ever at work. I've never understood how some folks can apparently function high with no problems. Performing on stage is another one. Rehearsals? Sure and what fun. My bandmates would usually toke up before walking on. Me? Not a chance.

It's another case of two kinds of people I think.