New Miss USA says she looks forward to spreading the message of love, diversity and eating popcorn

[TexasTowelie]

This discussion thread was locked as off-topic by A HERETIC I AM (a host of the Pastafarians group).

The new Miss USA Olivia Jordan is the first woman from Oklahoma to win the top title, and she said when asked about Donald Trump in her first news conference Sunday that Miss USA is more than one person or one owner.

"We have freedom of speech in this country and that's a beautiful right and it helps us draw attention to issues that are important and immigration is a certainly an important issue in this country," she said, in addressing Trump's comments.

"This is an organization certainly celebrates diversity and I think that that was very clear on stage tonight," she continued. "And I look forward to being a part of this brand and a part of working forward to spread a message of love and diversity and acceptance."

In a presidential campaign speech a few weeks ago, Trump said Mexico was sending drug dealers, rapists and criminals into the United States. He has stood by those comments, despite them igniting a firestorm of controversy for the Miss USA pageant, which was dropped by two national networks.

Read more: http://theadvocate.com/news/12899308-123/newly-crowned-miss-usa-says

[font color=330099]They crowned a heathen! She should pay homage to the Noodly Goodness and trade her tiara for a colander.[/font]

[AlbertCat]

1. I don't understand.

What about any of this has to do with "heathens" or Pastafarians?


And is "reminiscent of an antebellum gown" just a full skirt now?

[Curmudgeoness]

2. No place in that article does it say that she is a heathen.

I didn't see any mention of God at all.

What is your point?

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. ARRRRGH! Let this thread sink to the bilge......Locking

Keeping in mind the fact that Miss Oklahoma is about the whitest woman I have ever seen in my life, unless she aspires to rise to the position of galley wench or Eye Patch wearing skeleton fish bumper adornment crafts person or even sail maker seamstress, not to mention at least in some small way admit the supremacy of the most Holy High Flying Spaghetti Monster (Basil be thy name), her relevance to this forum is about as close as I am to her at this moment.

Which is to say, not in the bleedin' least.

I have nothing against beautiful women that compete prettily professionally, I have even been in the same hotel as one once, but that is not enough to make up for the complete and utter non-sequitur that this OP is.

Perhaps you may consider re-posting in the "Gorgeous but Banal women from the midwest" group.

(She might not be the least bit banal, but she isn't funny enough for this group.)