A Seasons Greeting from one of your hosts;

[A HERETIC I AM]

YOU'RE ALL WANKERS!

That is all.


Now....go forth and multiply....er...Swab the Poop deck...er...um....drink heavily!

Yeah! That's it.

DRINK FUCKING HEAVILY (but do so safely)

And may you all have the happiest of Christmases and a very happy New Year.

All the best.

Paul.

Edit to say....you can all get together and buy me one of these for Christmas;



142' Perini Navi. Only $8.6 mil.

I'll take delivery in Barbados

Edit again....forgot the seasoning. A pile-o'-Paprika should suffice;

[Curmudgeoness]

1. Be merry this Christmas, Heretic.

Just opened a beer, so I will try to take your advice.

Enjoy yourself, whatever you are up to for this holy day.

[SusanCalvin]

2. Drinking heavily, safe in my recliner.

Therefore others are safe.

My liver, well......

[Yorktown]

3. Despite you foul, insulting language... ;)

may pesto be upon you during this festive season.

May you and the people who partake in your holiday pasta meal enjoy rivers of Chianti and piles of freshly grated parmigiano,

all chased away with large swills of the best rum.

[hermetic]

4. YO HO HO!

May FSM watch over us all in the coming year. And may your barrel never run dry.