Atlanta Pastafarian Denied Religious Rights

[Capt. Obvious]

An Atlanta woman who claimed her religion required her to take her driver’s license photo with a colander on her head has been told by the state Department of Driver Services that she must retake the photo.

Ann Zhang, who identifies as a Pastafarian — a tongue-in-cheek group that values science as religion — successfully took the picture with a colander as a hat for her temporary driver’s license.

But in a letter dated Feb. 18 that Zhang received Wednesday, the department’s general counsel told her that a new photograph would have to be taken. While state rules allow someone to wear a veil, scarf or headdress, “a colander is not a veil, scarf or headdress,” the letter said.

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The three-paragraph letter does not mention Pastafarianism, though a December letter sent to Gwinnett resident Chris Avino, who had also taken a picture with a colander on his head said, “Pastafarianism is not a religion. Rather it is a philosophy that mocks religion.”

“Our research shows that ‘Pastafarianism’ was first referenced in a letter to the Kansas State Board of Education in 2005 after the board mandated the teaching of creationism in the form of ‘intelligent design,’ the December letter to Avino said. “DDS does not view satire or mockery of a religion as a religion.”

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AJC

[AlbertCat]

1. If it fits on your head.... it's a headdress.

There's a thing in costuming called the "sleeve theory" which states any sleeve may be worn as a hat before it is set into the armseye.

You can make a hat out of anything. If it's not detracting from identifying you, who cares what's on your head for the picture?

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. What if you wear a rather flat cat holding a bat?

At that, the flat bat holding cat sat on a mat and that mat upon which the flat cat sat could begat the air of an aristocrat. Having said that, if the habitat for that flat cat was North Platte, he might bristle at being a flat bat holding cat on a mat atop a democrat, aristocrat or nat