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NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)
Thu Mar 15, 2018, 12:04 PM Mar 2018

Pastafarianism: A Satirical Religious Movement On The Rise

https://www.theodysseyonline.com/pastafarianism-satirical-religious-movement-on-the-rise


"It’s all this nonsense, but they do it as though they are just another intelligent design story, against evolution. And that’s what makes it so funny."

Pastafarianism: A Satirical Religious Movement On The Rise
Pastafarianism, or The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a religious movement that has been increasingly exposed to mainstream media in the last few years. Developed originally by Bobby Henderson, a Physics graduate from Ohio State University, in 2005, this movement has been considered a "mockery of religion.”

After the Kansas Board of Education considered implementing both evolutionism and creationism into their science curriculum, they were met with an alarming amount of opposition, including a letter from Henderson who discussed a satirical notion that the Earth is created by a spaghetti and meatball deity known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He stated that because faith enables Pastafarians to believe in "His Noodly Goodness" and that the beliefs are scientifically valid, this interpretation of creationism deserves to be taught in Kansas public schools as well.

This letter received an extremely positive response from the public and even went viral, which then led Henderson to write his Gospel. According to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:
"The Spaghetti Monster thought about making things. On the first day, He separated the water from the heavens. However, the Flying Spaghetti Monster soon became tired of flying and treading waters, so on the second day, He created land. He made patches of land that divided the waters, and from it sprung beer volcanoes. He spent the next three days creating the Heaven, the stripper factory in heaven, the Earth, the midget called man, and the rest of the universe- for it was so large- the He got so tired and made Friday a holiday."




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Pastafarianism: A Satirical Religious Movement On The Rise (Original Post) NeoGreen Mar 2018 OP
Is that some kind of eastern thing? Thyla Mar 2018 #1
FYI... NeoGreen Mar 2018 #2
That must be exhuasting. Thyla Mar 2018 #3
Well, if they get exhausted, pasta has plenty of carbs to pep them up! nt ExciteBike66 Mar 2018 #4
As a recovering evangelical gibraltar72 Mar 2018 #5
If Joseph Smith can be taken seriously for his BS - this makes as much sense. bitterross Mar 2018 #6
Bless his holy noodleyness SCantiGOP Mar 2018 #7
This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Mar 2018 #8
I'm good with that... NeoGreen Mar 2018 #9

NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)
2. FYI...
Thu Mar 15, 2018, 12:12 PM
Mar 2018

...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster


The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism. Pastafarianism (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarianism) is a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools. According to adherents, Pastafarianism is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other". It is legally recognized as a religion in the Netherlands and New Zealand – where Pastafarian representatives are authorized to officiate weddings. However, in the United States, a federal judge has ruled that the "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" is not a real religion.

The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" was first described in a satirical open letter written by Bobby Henderson in 2005 to protest the Kansas State Board of Education decision to permit teaching intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public school science classes. In the letter, Henderson demanded equal time in science classrooms for "Flying Spaghetti Monsterism", alongside intelligent design and evolution. After Henderson published the letter on his website, the Flying Spaghetti Monster rapidly became an Internet phenomenon and a symbol of opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools.

Pastafarian tenets (generally satires of creationism) are presented both on Henderson's Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website, where he is described as "prophet", and in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, written by Henderson in 2006. The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. Pirates are revered as the original Pastafarians. Henderson asserts that a decline in the number of pirates over the years is the cause of global warming. The FSM community congregates at Henderson's website to share ideas about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and crafts representing images of it.

Because of its popularity and exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used as a contemporary version of Russell's teapot—an argument that the philosophic burden of proof lies upon those who make unfalsifiable claims, not on those who reject them. Pastafarianism has received praise from the scientific community and criticism from proponents of intelligent design. Pastafarians have engaged in disputes with creationists, including in Polk County, Florida, where they played a role in dissuading the local school board from adopting new rules on teaching evolution.




gibraltar72

(7,629 posts)
5. As a recovering evangelical
Thu Mar 15, 2018, 12:50 PM
Mar 2018

I'd say it makes as much sense as most religions and more than some. If they had some myths from centuries ago it would be up with the best. Some hymns would be nice too.

 

bitterross

(4,066 posts)
6. If Joseph Smith can be taken seriously for his BS - this makes as much sense.
Thu Mar 15, 2018, 01:27 PM
Mar 2018

Ever really considered the whole Joseph Smith story? It's just as bad.

SCantiGOP

(14,278 posts)
7. Bless his holy noodleyness
Thu Mar 15, 2018, 03:18 PM
Mar 2018

And on the third day he created marinara sauce with mussels, and he said, “Damn, that is some good shit.”

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NeoGreen

(4,033 posts)
9. I'm good with that...
Fri Mar 16, 2018, 07:15 AM
Mar 2018

...


The Eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts
Also known as The Eight Condiments.

#1 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t act like a sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in Me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

#2 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know...be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

#3 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this through your thick heads: Woman = person. Man = person. Samey-samey. One is not better than the other unless we’re talking about fashion and I’m sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

#4 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "Go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change."

#5 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bastards.

#6 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t build multimillion-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent (Take your pick): 1. Ending poverty 2. Curing diseases 3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable. I might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the Creator.

#7 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that Interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?

#8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is Into it, however (Pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it’s a piece of rubber. If I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes or something.
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