Humiliating Trump Photo Leaves His Supporters Outraged

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

[Kid Berwyn]

1. Pisswig and the Tangled Weave

Not that it will be on any Y.A. must-read lists, but a good story about how tough it is to be Trump's remaining hairs might yet be monetized. Suggest he cut it up like his cheap blue suits and sell it to the mopes of MAGA. An angry, ignorant and stupid mob of assholes they are.

[2naSalit]

2. What a...

Fugly sumbich.

[Kid Berwyn]

3. Operation BIG WIND

How about some enterprising photojournalist point their camera at the nutjob's hair-do when a wind gust blows his way?

Can you imagine the laughter across the nation and around the world? The guy's head would be visually confirmed to look like a Steve Bell cartoon toilet bowl.

Can you imagine the heartbreak across MAGA? Who knew Pisswig was really Herr Hair Fraud?

Best of all, the traitor Trump would be cry-y-y-y-y-y-ing. Poor, poor me. No one's ever had such prejudice to their hair weave.

Ridicule: It works better than an education or a bullet.