Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/24/2024

[Rhiannon12866]

Trump To Play MSG | Tucker Carlson’s Weird Daddy Issues | Beyoncé To Rally For Harris

Donald Trump aims to mimic a Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden, Tucker Carlon said incredibly gross and weird things about spanking a “bad girl,” and VP Kamala Harris will rally alongside Beyoncé and Bruce Springsteen.





Meanwhile… Mysterious Antarctic Doorway | Spirit Airlines Super Rat | Cocaine Pizza

Meanwhile… An unexplained doorway has emerged amid the ice in Antarctica, passengers spotted a gigantic rat on a Spirit Airlines flight, and a German pizzeria is in big trouble for delivering cocaine alongside pizza orders.





Call 555-FISH-SLAP

Have you grown numb to the outrageous news about Donald Trump’s unhinged campaign? Call the hotline!

[trusty elf]

1. Fishism!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. LOL! That was my favorite part, I watched it twice!

And it's gotten ridiculous that no one is forcing him to answer serous questions - he's refused every interview after his debate loss on ABC, he even backed out of "60 Minutes!" And it has gotten ridiculous that he's not treated like a "normal" candidate and people are still falling for it - today I spotted a van in traffic that was festooned with 3 awkwardly placed flags - and when it turned in front of me, I could see that at least one of those flags said TFG - still??

[rampartd]

3. fish slap should be a regular feature

"nothing wakes you up like a sea bass to the kisser."

[Rhiannon12866]

4. As I said above, that was my favorite part and though it made me laugh, it's something this country could really use now!

Wake up!!!

[pfitz59]

5. Trump-esque toon

[Rhiannon12866]

6. LOL! Thanks so much!

And doesn't the cartoon guy who introduces the dance look awfully like TFG even though this is from 1972?! Just needs the long red tie! Great find!