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Showing Original Post only (View all)My FAVORITE Kris Kristofferson story!!! [View all]
From the 16 April 2009 issue of Rolling Stone, at the Beacon Theatre in New York where there was a concert to celebrate Willie Nelson's 70th birthday:
I could barely see Kris Kristofferson standing to my left. Willie Nelson was in the shadows to my right. Ray Charles was standing beside Willie, idly shifting his weight back and forth. A bit farther along the wall were Elvis Costello, Wyclef Jean, Norah Jones, Shelby Lynne, Paul Simon and respective managers, friends and family. Everybody was nervous and tight. We were there for Willie Nelsons 70th birthday concert in 2003.
Up from the basement came one of country musics brightest stars (who shall remain nameless). At that moment in time, the Star had a monster radio hit about bombing Americas enemies back into the Stone Age.
Happy birthday, the Star said to Willie, breezing by us. As he passed Kristofferson in one long, confident stride, out of the corner of his mouth came:
None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris.
What the fuck did you just say to me??? Kris growled, stepping forward.
Oh, no, groaned Willie under his breath. Dont get Kris all riled up.
You heard me, the Star said, walking away in the darkness.
Dont turn your back to me, boy, Kristofferson shouted, not giving a shit that basically the entire music industry seemed to be flanking him.
The Star turned around: I dont want any problems, Kris - I just want you to tone it down.
Up from the basement came one of country musics brightest stars (who shall remain nameless). At that moment in time, the Star had a monster radio hit about bombing Americas enemies back into the Stone Age.
Happy birthday, the Star said to Willie, breezing by us. As he passed Kristofferson in one long, confident stride, out of the corner of his mouth came:
None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris.
What the fuck did you just say to me??? Kris growled, stepping forward.
Oh, no, groaned Willie under his breath. Dont get Kris all riled up.
You heard me, the Star said, walking away in the darkness.
Dont turn your back to me, boy, Kristofferson shouted, not giving a shit that basically the entire music industry seemed to be flanking him.
The Star turned around: I dont want any problems, Kris - I just want you to tone it down.
Here it comes!
You ever worn your countrys uniform? Kris asked rhetorically.
What?
Dont What? me, boy! You heard the question. You just dont like the answer. He paused just long enough to get a full chest of air. I asked, Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another mans life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the fuck up! I could feel his body pulsing with anger next to me. You dont know what the hell you are talking about!
Whatever, the young Star muttered.
Ray Charles stood motionless. Willie Nelson looked at me and shrugged mischievously like a kid in the back of the classroom.
Kristofferson took a deep inhale and leaned against the wall, still vibrating with adrenaline. He looked over at Willie as if to say, Dont say a word. Then his eyes found me.
You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him? he whispered.
I shook my head.
Theyre doin to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin.
What?
Dont What? me, boy! You heard the question. You just dont like the answer. He paused just long enough to get a full chest of air. I asked, Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another mans life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the fuck up! I could feel his body pulsing with anger next to me. You dont know what the hell you are talking about!
Whatever, the young Star muttered.
Ray Charles stood motionless. Willie Nelson looked at me and shrugged mischievously like a kid in the back of the classroom.
Kristofferson took a deep inhale and leaned against the wall, still vibrating with adrenaline. He looked over at Willie as if to say, Dont say a word. Then his eyes found me.
You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him? he whispered.
I shook my head.
Theyre doin to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin.
That "Star?" Toby Keith. Eff that guy.
Note: Kristofferson is the son of an Air Force General, elected to Phi Beta Kappa his junior year and graduated college summa cum laude, then became a Rhodes scholar at Oxford University where he boxed on the boxing team. After Oxford he joined the Army as a 2LT, completed both helicopter pilot training and Ranger School, rose to the rank of Captain, and at the end of his military career was given an assignment to teach English literature at West Point. From West Point he went to Nashville to be a song writer. And the rest is history.
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