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Health Czar Kennedy: Good news, Mr President! [View all]
Trump: They caught Hannibal Lector?
Kennedy: No. But we have outlawed the poisons sapping our manly vigor and making our kids turn sissy.
Trump: I knew you were the man for the job!
Kennedy: Our citizens will eat only meat they kill themselves with their SUVs or find washed up on the beach.
Trump: We'll raise a nation of Viking warriors!
Kennedy: No cereal, no Doritos, no McDonalds or Diet Cokes!
Trump:
Kennedy:
Trump: You're fired, Wacko
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