Frank and the Trump Boys [View all]
A few years after Trump lost the 2024 election his family fell into the pits of bankruptcy and despair, and his sons Eric and Don Jr. had to get a job at Walmart to survive. There they made friends with Frank, a longtime Walmart employee.
One day Frank, Eric and Don Jr. were walking down the street after midnight when Frank was hit by a truck. There wasn't much left of him, so when the police showed up to investigate they had to question the two Trump boys.
"Did you notice anything unusual about him?" asked the officer. "I mean, anything we could use to identify him."
"No, he was a pretty normal guy," said Eric.
Don Jr. said, "he had two assholes!"
"How the hell would you even know he had two assholes?" asked the cop.
"That's easy. You see that bar over there?" He points. "Every night after work we'd go in to have a beer, and every time we did the bartender would yell out, 'hey folks, here comes Frank with the two assholes!'"
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