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LearnedHand

(4,221 posts)
10. Serve in the TSF White House
Mon Nov 25, 2024, 03:35 PM
Nov 25

I mean, that seems fitting for his "service" to the United States people. I was thinking maybe regular guard for those bathroom classified documents?

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Garden wryter2000 Nov 25 #1
Retire. He's 72, why wouldn't he? Ocelot II Nov 25 #2
I'm 72 DFW Nov 25 #50
You apparently like your job. Ocelot II Nov 25 #51
I do. DFW Nov 25 #68
Watch paint dry Sanity Claws Nov 25 #3
Take up lacemaking. N/t Peregrine Took Nov 25 #4
He should take a really really JustAnotherGen Nov 25 #5
That's true. milestogo Nov 25 #7
Thank you, I needed a good laugh Tumbulu Nov 25 #9
Easy peasy, he's well-practiced at taking a really long time before making a decision, if ever. Abolishinist Nov 25 #66
Go do you know what to himself. Seriously. He failed big time. He let trump get away with staging a coup... brush Nov 25 #6
Retire. arthritisR_US Nov 25 #8
Serve in the TSF White House LearnedHand Nov 25 #10
I think he would be more fitting as a doorstop. milestogo Nov 25 #12
Issue an apology to the American people for failing to do his job and letting an insurrectionist get away with it. lees1975 Nov 25 #11
Jump off a fucking bridge. ramedy Nov 25 #13
Open a bait and tackle shop BannonsLiver Nov 25 #14
Open a bait and switch shop LearnedHand Nov 25 #15
Maybe a little league umpire or something like that commensurate with his skill level Blues Heron Nov 25 #16
Nothing, just like he's done for years NewHendoLib Nov 25 #17
Crawl in a whole and hide in shame. SamKnause Nov 25 #18
G F H Stinky The Clown Nov 25 #19
Trump will probably have him put in prison. Emile Nov 25 #20
Why? milestogo Nov 25 #21
To pretend he was innocent. Emile Nov 25 #36
If he does, I'll consider protesting. Hassin Bin Sober Nov 25 #69
And please tell me how we can tell the difference when he quits. usonian Nov 25 #22
Join a Monestary edhopper Nov 25 #23
Take a long walk off a short pier. BlueTsunami2018 Nov 25 #24
(GMTA! seep #25) nt lastlib Nov 25 #26
How about take a very, very, very LONNNNNnnnng walk..... lastlib Nov 25 #25
Pound sand on a pile of fire ants. gordianot Nov 25 #27
Apologize to this nation for his ineptness and meekness. IMO republianmushroom Nov 25 #28
Retire to the La Coliniere Nov 25 #29
Continue being useless. Americanme Nov 25 #30
Pound sand ALBliberal Nov 25 #31
Bake cookies. NoMoreRepugs Nov 25 #32
Explain Washington to insiders bucolic_frolic Nov 25 #33
Hide? LoisB Nov 25 #34
Listen to John Cage's 4'33"..... Basso8vb Nov 25 #35
Fuck himself DinahMoeHum Nov 25 #37
Regret!!!! diehardblue Nov 25 #38
Enjoy his retirement and never have to answer for anything tenderfoot Nov 25 #39
He should spend the rest of his days thinking about how his decisions helped ruin this country. nt City Lights Nov 25 #40
Wait for Trump to fire him Day 1. GreenWave Nov 25 #41
I'll be nice: Have a nice f**king retirement, a**hole. Don't ever come around again. There's no way SWBTATTReg Nov 25 #42
Apologize to the country oldmanlynn Nov 25 #43
Apologies might give him peace, but it sure as hell don't Emile Nov 25 #46
Leave the country Bird Lady Nov 25 #44
Up his own ass... RockRaven Nov 25 #45
When he gets done eating a whole bag of dicks? TheKentuckian Nov 25 #47
Before he goes, just one more time, I want to hear him say at a press conference ... El-Capitan Nov 25 #48
He'll write a book. Give speeches to the Federalist Society. Go on tv to justify his non-action. And Make money. sop Nov 25 #49
"Holding a Prestigious Job with a big Salary without actually doing any Work" milestogo Nov 25 #58
Put in His resume Traildogbob Nov 25 #52
Absolutely re f-Ing tire! Hope22 Nov 25 #53
Unfortunately you're probably right, they all seem to 'tell all' only in their books that they come out w/, after SWBTATTReg Nov 25 #59
He should be a toilet plunger. onecaliberal Nov 25 #54
Harakiri BeerBarrelPolka Nov 25 #55
🏆 Think. Again. Nov 25 #61
Hopefully stop living rent free in the heads of the people who are obsessed with him. tritsofme Nov 25 #56
Podcast with Comey called "Deep Thoughts" Ponietz Nov 25 #57
Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 25 #60
... milestogo Nov 25 #65
avoid ever running into Joe Biden socially so he doesn't get his ass kicked by an old man thebigidea Nov 25 #62
Live in shame awesomerwb1 Nov 25 #63
Repent. Sneederbunk Nov 25 #64
Probably taking a distinguished law school professor job MichMan Nov 25 #67
Probably give well-paid speeches to the Bettie Nov 25 #70
Oh I don't know, maybe put himself in a toaster..... mentalsolstice Nov 25 #71
Hopefully he has pangs of remorse for the rest of his life, but I wager he instead will sleep like a baby. Celerity Nov 27 #72
fuck right off, that's what I would advise Skittles Nov 27 #73
Hopefully something that does not have consequences if he is slow JanMichael Nov 27 #74
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