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muriel_volestrangler

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21. I just need this one job in charge of the world's most powerful military to get straight! I can do it, honest!

Reply to Dennis Donovan (Original post)

Wed Dec 4, 2024, 06:12 PM

Dec 4

C'mon, I mean, with all those soldiers around, it's not like I'll have the chance to sexually assault anyone this time, is it? I could get through without committing a felony, I'm sure... That'd be damn impressive, wouldn't it? First time for me, anyway ...

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The Independent: Trump transition live: Hegseth says no alcohol if confirmed after meeting with Republican lawmakers [View all] Dennis Donovan Dec 4 OP

Did he also promise to stop raping women after he drugs them? Irish_Dem Dec 4 #1

"I can quit whenever I want to . . . . " no_hypocrisy Dec 4 #2

Trust me to confirm what you posted! Grins Dec 4 #17

Oh, my, such a powerful pledge!!! hatrack Dec 4 #3

He sounds just like an abusive partner. Basso8vb Dec 4 #4

But it's fine to continue being a sex pest Ocelot II Dec 4 #5

Ha! Walleye Dec 4 #6

Wait wait wait, what? GusBob Dec 4 #7

When was the last time he went, say, 3 straight months without drinking? Jim__ Dec 4 #8

Sure. Just make him take a pee test daily before work. We'll see how long that lasts. chicoescuela Dec 4 #9

yeah, no that's not how it works ecstatic Dec 4 #10

Oh such bullshit. Paladin Dec 4 #11

Ditto that! Marie Marie Dec 4 #13

"If yer onnerill jesh acquit me I promise I won't neva rob no more banks neva agin! Pinky swear!" struggle4progress Dec 4 #12

Sure you are, Petey. And being a dry drunk is just sooo much better! ms liberty Dec 4 #14

LOL...aren't these Republican Senators embarrassed? Prairie Gates Dec 4 #15

lol this is straight-up addiction talk WhiskeyGrinder Dec 4 #16

Arthur Tells us how it is for alcoholics Jacson6 Dec 4 #18

Oh and, kacekwl Dec 4 #19

Yeah, yeah, and Donnie said he wouldn't have time for golf before setting records for presidential golf time JHB Dec 4 #20

I just need this one job in charge of the world's most powerful military to get straight! I can do it, honest! muriel_volestrangler Dec 4 #21