Why Trump's new announcement about Kimberly Guilfoyle matters

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22. Some satire from Borowitz is appropriate

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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/greece-begs-guilfoyle-to-stay-in

ATHENS (The Borowitz Report)—On Wednesday the Greek government implored ambassadorial nominee Kimberly Guilfoyle to remain in the United States, asserting, “We can hear you from there.”

Haralambos Dorrinopoulos, the nation’s foreign minister, warned that Guilfoyle’s “high-decibel emissions pose an existential threat to Greece’s most cherished cultural artifacts.”

“If Ms. Guilfoyle is permitted to speak in her favored style, the Parthenon will be reduced to rubble,” he said.

In a gloomy prediction of what would happen if Guilfoyle were stationed in Athens, he added, “The worst is yet to come.”