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Buns_of_Fire

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7. El Cloaca's "Executive Orders" are becoming a joke.

Reply to dalton99a (Original post)

Thu Mar 27, 2025, 07:04 PM

Thursday

EXECUTIVE ORDER 25-22476728:

KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS, Rump the Magnifient and Beneficial has determined that one PORGIE TIREBITER, currently residing at (redacted) said on or about December 11, 2004, "Trump's an asshole."

IT IS HEREBY DETERMINED that TIREBITER does not love DEAR LEADER.

IT IS THEREFORE RESOLVED, AND SO ORDERED, that TIREBITER will no longer get an invitation to love up DEAR LEADER'S immaculate backside.

(OMG! NO! Anything but THAT!)

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