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Aussie105

(6,522 posts)

5. Yep! Mud on the orange face!

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Mon Nov 4, 2024, 05:10 PM

Nov 4

And no one takes responsibility.

Trump: I'm just reading the teleprompter.

Organisers: Someone stuffed up! The 20,000 human size cardboard cutouts we ordered didn't show up in time!

Camera operator: Was my camera recording? Seriously, it was having a problem with zoom focus, and I was just panning long shots to see what the problem was! Really! Seriously!

Trump doubles down: I can see things mere mortals can't! I'm sure I saw Hannibal Lecter up in the high seats!