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58. Hang on...never has time to go out into the sun?

Mon Nov 4, 2024, 09:00 PM

Nov 4

Last I checked golf is not an indoor game.

And no, Don, your skin is not "beautiful" - there's a reason you bury it under a quarter-inch of the wrong makeup for you. Jeeze dude, just buy yourself a package of MAC Studio Tech NC22 foundation and be done with it. At least you'd be the right fucking color.

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Trump Boasts He Has 'Beautiful White Skin' Right After Slamming Kamala Harris [View all] BumRushDaShow Nov 2 OP

If his white skin is so beautiful, why does he cover it up with that orange-brown makeup? eShirl Nov 2 #1

Great minds think alike--Lawrence O'Donnell wondered the same thing. keep_left Nov 2 #25

I was about to post the exact same thing. ecstatic Nov 2 #26

He's past the "purity of our bodily fluids" phase. n/t Harker Nov 2 #2

I wish he'd get to the "blowing his brains out in the bathroom" phase. Aristus Nov 2 #10

Today would be okay. n/t Harker Nov 2 #20

Especially for him. Aristus Nov 2 #21

He could put all of us out of his misery... Harker Nov 2 #22

He will have nothing to look Forward to after the election. Omnipresent Nov 3 #52

You have a good point... Harker Nov 3 #53

You get a rec for the Dr. Strangelove reference. tclambert Nov 2 #45

He can't win. Harker Nov 3 #54

I guess I should have had "She's Black,you know" FailureToCommunicate Nov 2 #3

I'm surprised he hasn"t used the "N" word yet. But there's still time..... AZ8theist Nov 2 #24

When Trump says his disgusting comments about immigrants 'poisoning the blood of our country', does he mean Vance's fami keithbvadu2 Nov 2 #4

Same goes for Nikki Haley BumRushDaShow Nov 2 #5

is she? Is she actually campaigning for him? I haven't heard anything from her LymphocyteLover Nov 2 #8

Oh yes BumRushDaShow Nov 2 #11

Wow. You usually only see that level of sweaty, feverish devotion Aristus Nov 2 #23

Ok, Nikki, let's talk about the policies ecstatic Nov 2 #28

Every one of them supporting him or previously supporting him BumRushDaShow Nov 2 #30

Oh FFS. She's corrupt through and through LymphocyteLover Nov 2 #32

Two of his wives were immigrants. So is he talking about his own children? tclambert Nov 2 #46

Here's video of Vance talking about his wife. ShazzieB Nov 3 #55

I think he has rabies.White ones. twodogsbarking Nov 2 #6

what. a. goddamn. freak. LymphocyteLover Nov 2 #7

The media will be all over this, right? No, they're still talking about Biden. AnotherMother4Peace Nov 2 #9

Since I have a couple dozen news sites in tabs, believe it or not BumRushDaShow Nov 2 #12

Then why are you covering it up with dark brown spackle, Donny??? tanyev Nov 2 #13

So sick! Bumbles Nov 2 #14

And that wasnt the craziest thing that happened. He has lost his mind. mahina Nov 2 #15

Which he paints shit brown that turns to orange AKwannabe Nov 2 #16

This morning the Media had a story on Joe biden. chouchou Nov 2 #17

If Dump has such beautiful white skin then why does he paint it brown Clouds Passing Nov 2 #18

Does he always golf in the dark since he never gets any sunshine? KS Toronado Nov 2 #19

Look at them side by side, Bayard Nov 2 #27

He can forget about going to his golf course in Scotland dflprincess Nov 2 #29

Jesus fucking Christ -- call the men in the white suits please Blue Owl Nov 2 #31

He's never been "tan"... rasputin1952 Nov 2 #33

He's sure never been beautiful! Linda ladeewolf Nov 2 #41

I've seen photos of him as a teen and as a very young man. ShazzieB Nov 3 #56

Oompa Loompa claims to be white. ZonkerHarris Nov 2 #34

Sounds normal?? Evolve Dammit Nov 2 #35

"I *own* the best beaches" intrepidity Nov 2 #36

So he admits it Chrysanthemum Nov 2 #37

TRUMP LONGS TO WEAR "BLACK FACE" YoshidaYui Nov 2 #38

He is pale by comparison. I'll give him that. twodogsbarking Nov 2 #39

Self loathing jerk denying his Orange-American origins.nt Xipe Totec Nov 2 #40

So why does he look like an Oompa Loompa? alarimer Nov 2 #42

Stark. Raving. Mad! Aussie105 Nov 2 #43

Could this freak be any more weird? relayerbob Nov 2 #44

... AntiFascist Nov 2 #47

The situation is quite simple. Aussie105 Nov 2 #48

I was just in Scotland last week. róisín_dubh Nov 3 #49

Shakespeare bmichaelh Nov 3 #50

Postcard from Scotland..... IcyPeas Nov 3 #51

OMG 🤮 TommieMommy Nov 3 #57

Hang on...never has time to go out into the sun? jmowreader Nov 4 #58

If his skin is such a beautiful shade of white, City Lights Nov 5 #59