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BoRaGard

(3,181 posts)
4. Campaign slogan: "I was suckered by the G.O.P. Felon/Rapist."
Tue Nov 5, 2024, 05:48 AM
Nov 5

"So none of that evil, skanky shit is my fault. Really. I was a hapless sucker, like so many other MAGAts. Therefore, you should take pity on my sleazy, skeezy republicon keester, and vote to make me your Big Time Big City Mayor again. Or else."

- Rude E. G. (R- sucker)

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He's Gotta Find Some New Grift roscoeroscoe Nov 5 #1
He's also got to find a place to live. Maybe Ruby and Shay will rent the apartment back to him. Vinca Nov 5 #9
"another crack"? Lay down the pipe, Rudy. Your fantasy world is not real. . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Nov 5 #2
LOL moreland01 Nov 5 #3
Campaign slogan: "I was suckered by the G.O.P. Felon/Rapist." BoRaGard Nov 5 #4
(finally stops laughing after several minutes) Oh honey... Grokenstein Nov 5 #5
BAAAAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaaaa...... electric_blue68 Nov 5 #6
lol BumRushDaShow Nov 5 #7
LOL: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDY!!!!!!!!!!!! democratsruletheday Nov 5 #35
sociopaths gotta sociopath. nt Javaman Nov 5 #8
Is he ruling out another run away from Borat and that teen in the hotel room? carpetbagger Nov 5 #10
Nailing down half a dozen votes isn't the way to relive the glory days. Harker Nov 5 #11
It's about the grift. I guess a half dozen supporters might fund a one way trip to Sicily. msfiddlestix Nov 5 #12
It has to be. Harker Nov 5 #13
Quite So. Sad, Pathetic and kind of gratifying to see him finally fall unearned grace after all of these long long years msfiddlestix Nov 5 #16
"...there are "a lot of people" who would want him to run again." Grins Nov 5 #14
LOL. markodochartaigh Nov 5 #15
Thanks! I needed a good laugh this AM! markbark Nov 5 #17
Have they dumped his furniture on the sidewalk yet? Prairie Gates Nov 5 #18
Ha mountain grammy Nov 5 #19
That's fuckin' hilarious! Novara Nov 5 #20
🙄🙄🙄🙄 Rebl2 Nov 5 #21
I wouldn't vote for him as mayor of Shit-town SpankMe Nov 5 #22
LOL. City Lights Nov 5 #23
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. Doesn't know when to quit. Martin68 Nov 5 #24
My dog would beat him. Butterflylady Nov 5 #25
Great idea IbogaProject Nov 5 #26
GUF EFFING FAW Faux pas Nov 5 #27
Suggest making the official announcement at 4 Season's Landscaping. OAITW r.2.0 Nov 5 #28
He should pursue his nascent career in acting... dchill Nov 5 #29
The never admit defeat or weakness thing pwb Nov 5 #30
The grift idea is going strong. duncang Nov 5 #31
He's obviously on crack or crank. Voltaire2 Nov 5 #32
I thought Rudy found his gig as a professional greeter Jim__ Nov 5 #33
Rudy's expiration date past over a decade ago. patphil Nov 5 #34
Is there going to be a revival of "The Apprentice"? Aristus Nov 5 #36
I mean he can run... Jk23 Nov 5 #37
It's almost like there's a button you push with long-time pols maxsolomon Nov 5 #38
Alcoholic dementia n/t TexasBushwhacker Nov 5 #39
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