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Dem2theMax

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56. Flying Spaghetti Monster, take me now.

Tue Nov 19, 2024, 11:22 PM

Nov 19

I saw the headline, and I sat here saying, 'please be The Onion, please be The Onion, please be The Onion.'

I can't take much more of this.

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Trump names Dr. Oz to lead Medicare and Medicaid [View all] BumRushDaShow Nov 19 OP

"the illness industrial complex, and all the horrible chronic diseases left in its wake" Prairie Gates Nov 19 #1

You know trump didn't come up with that. badhair77 Nov 19 #25

A medical quack can make America healthy again. ificandream Nov 19 #2

It's getting so I just laugh harder every time I hear one of his appointments Walleye Nov 19 #3

Laughing to keep from crying! Lulu KC Nov 19 #5

Yep, it's about all I have left Walleye Nov 19 #7

Was it Victor Frankl who talked about humor in the concentration camps? Lulu KC Nov 19 #18

I click on his nomination announcements... Whatthe_Firetruck Nov 19 #51

I thought I was the only one with that... BigmanPigman Nov 20 #62

WHAT NEXT???? Lulu KC Nov 19 #4

All incompetents and nuts. JohnSJ Nov 19 #6

Please make it stop! sop Nov 19 #8

Someone needs to make a cartoon series of this livetohike Nov 19 #9

I am now sick DeeDeeNY Nov 19 #10

It official, the reality tv president hires the daytime tv doctor. DiamondShark Nov 19 #11

Oh, boy, guy's a kook, hang on tight..... Joinfortmill Nov 19 #12

It was a%#@holes of all ages... yorkster Nov 19 #15

So many losers BoRaGard Nov 19 #13

Many were expecting him to name Dr. Mengele. The Wizard Nov 19 #14

Mengele, Oz lonely bird Nov 19 #30

I think BonnieJW Nov 19 #45

Obviously, I am unwittingly under the influence of drugs, so I'm going home for the day. mahatmakanejeeves Nov 19 #16

Here's An Image Of His 'Order'... Might As Well Nominate Alex Jone's 'Supplement' Supplier Or Jones Himself MayReasonRule Nov 19 #17

You're not the president yet, dumbo Lulu KC Nov 19 #20

He's sure not my President tonekat Nov 19 #57

Nope, never Lulu KC Nov 19 #58

Is this The Onion??? uppityperson Nov 19 #19

Every day, every headline, my mantra Lulu KC Nov 19 #21

all of his picks point to one thing.... Javaman Nov 19 #22

Can we call this "the TV cabinet" now? underpants Nov 19 #35

Sure, why not? JoseBalow Nov 19 #23

I checked and nope, it's not The Onion! SunSeeker Nov 19 #24

Dr. Zhivago was a stronger candidate. greatauntoftriplets Nov 19 #26

Rick Scott wannabes are salivating bucolic_frolic Nov 19 #27

Cancel the show Marthe48 Nov 19 #28

JFC underpants Nov 19 #29

Another f"n conman CentralMass Nov 19 #31

For a sec I wondered if this was The Onion Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 19 #32

Oh good Lord . . . Richard D Nov 19 #33

there is no satire markie Nov 19 #49

Dr. Oz is a quack LetMyPeopleVote Nov 19 #34

I did watch a show where he gave very clear instructions on how to wipe one's ass. milestogo Nov 19 #36

Dr. Oz is a big proponent of Medicare Advantage for all Marigold Nov 19 #37

Ye gods endless summer Nov 19 #38

Free green coffee bean extract for all Medicare and Medicaid recipients! Shermann Nov 19 #39

What job will he give to Mr. Pillow? mwb970 Nov 19 #40

I predict a major economic collapse happening because of Trump just like in the Simpsons episode. cstanleytech Nov 19 #41

These appointments are beyond the absurd and are literally becoming comical. hadEnuf Nov 19 #42

In the words of Clair Fraser from "Outlander" TNNurse Nov 19 #43

Elect a fuckin clown zappaman Nov 19 #44

Pennsylvania rejected him, now the US is stuck with him FakeNoose Nov 19 #46

I had to check to see if Fetterman would troll him but he decided to do a different tact BumRushDaShow Nov 19 #47

For Fucks Sakes... Perhaps There Might Be Further Clarification And Insight Other Folks In This Thread MIght Provide MayReasonRule Nov 20 #64

He won as a "populist liberal" here in PA, taking Teabagger Toomey's seat BumRushDaShow Nov 20 #65

Thank You For Responding... It's Not Easy Being Blue... MayReasonRule Nov 20 #68

I think "actions" are the key with him BumRushDaShow Nov 20 #69

Right On... Thanks Again Y'all!! I Really Appreciate The Additional Insight... MayReasonRule Nov 20 #70

So, Oz just has to tell him what he wants to hear. RandiFan1290 Nov 20 #66

I think it's more that he will have "receipts" BumRushDaShow Nov 20 #67

Trump names Dr. Moreau as head of biological research sakabatou Nov 19 #48

Remember during COVID when Dr. Oz said he's ok with 2-3% of children dying so they can open schools LetMyPeopleVote Nov 19 #50

Oz and his wife part own a tree cutting company that Maggiemayhem Nov 19 #52

Asplundh BumRushDaShow Nov 20 #61

His wife is also a Reiki master TexasBushwhacker Nov 21 #73

Why not Dr. Phil or Dr. Drew? Schlocko Nov 19 #53

Raw organic crudities will cure everything! Freethinker65 Nov 19 #54

Gonna need a bus! Aussie105 Nov 19 #55

Flying Spaghetti Monster, take me now. Dem2theMax Nov 19 #56

Holy shit LudwigPastorius Nov 19 #59

Agency of Quackery bmichaelh Nov 20 #60

Quack! Quack! 🦆 Oopsie Daisy Nov 20 #63

We're fucked. Jilly_in_VA Nov 20 #71

Oz is a quack LetMyPeopleVote Nov 21 #72

If Enron CEO Kenneth Lay were still alive, Trump would name him "Honesty in Business Czar"... /nt artemisia1 Nov 21 #74