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73. parachute? n/t

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Trump Says The U.S. Will 'Go As Far As We Have To Go' To Acquire Greenland [View all] BumRushDaShow Thursday OP

I'm willing to impeach Chump and remove him from office FakeNoose Thursday #1

How about dropping him, from 70,000' DENVERPOPS Thursday #65

parachute? n/t BaronChocula Thursday #73

100% optional on that parachute... (n/t) Moostache Thursday #76

Nope DENVERPOPS Thursday #93

Jumping to a ... alimbalt Friday #139

Wish he would visit the inside of an active volcano... Like he could just DROP in to say HI. Trueblue1968 Thursday #100

... ruet Thursday #2

He wants it mostly because it looks so big on a Mercator projection map PSPS Thursday #3

He can't wait to rename it "Trumpland" FakeNoose Thursday #17

See? He has the highest number! Best in class! erronis Thursday #26

And he has a matching IQ to boot! GreenWave Thursday #51

Heehee. And his new number 47 has to be even worst. brush Friday #120

Yes, now he's the TWO worst presidents in the US History FakeNoose Friday #135

LOL! Stonealone Thursday #47

Where the f is George W. Bush on that list? RazorbackExpat Thursday #97

Where are both Bush's and Reagan? This is the best thinking of "experts"? LT Barclay Thursday #105

John Tyler was a full on traitor. He was a member of the confederate House of Representatives. Lucky Luciano Friday #119

Green $$$ land. BattleRow Thursday #29

LOL electric_blue68 Thursday #75

He's jealous because Putin has such a big land area on the map OnionPatch Thursday #86

He wants it... JPK Thursday #101

All anybody needs to know about this bastard is two words: calimary Friday #116

Greenland, a current territory of Denmark needs to get the troops ready. wcmagumba Thursday #4

I hope he's sending his Jan6 mob. I don't want to pay for this stupidity mdbl Thursday #6

I wouldn't wish that on anyone! Nt Hope22 Thursday #34

They aren't a bright bunch mdbl Friday #131

I see that coming if he continues this nonsense Bayard Thursday #8

Nobody on earth benefits from another world war. ananda Thursday #22

There are too many people BidenRocks Thursday #109

Should be a force of all European nations. harun Thursday #16

Before invading he will try the Art of the Deal. thought crime Thursday #40

Thanks.. the only chuckle I got from this whole thread mountain grammy Thursday #59

45,000 Greenlanders X $10 million VMA131Marine Thursday #92

And no crypto! BadgerMom Friday #112

The 34-times convicted felon (unanimously by a Jury) does not pay his bills Justice matters. Friday #114

Indeed -- for all the talk of how Greenlanders feel about this, EarlG Thursday #53

The NATO members, (less the U.S.) DENVERPOPS Thursday #68

TY so much for this, EarlG. I have been thinking Cha Thursday #70

He could literally precipitate WW3. Humanity doesn't need that. WheelWalker Thursday #106

Right wingers will impeach him if our Baitball Blogger Thursday #5

I wish I had your faith. Scrivener7 Thursday #9

No, they won't. maxsolomon Thursday #10

Nope.. Because shared hate is more important than anything. LiberalArkie Thursday #14

I'm assuming he also wants it to Captain Zero Thursday #33

Just like they impeached GW Bush for sacrificing thousands of servicemen Martin Eden Friday #125

GW Bush indeed escaped legal justice for that. Baitball Blogger Friday #132

Every time I see a commercial featuring horribly maimed veterans, pleading for money Martin Eden Friday #133

This message was self-deleted by its author bucolic_frolic Thursday #7

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Probably. That South African white supremacist thinks that he should control it all. SharonAnn Thursday #28

Freedomland thought crime Thursday #45

Freedonia, it's been run by idiots before, might as well these idiots too. dem4decades Thursday #62

"Are you like a crazy person?" (SARCASM at Trump) /nt artemisia1 Thursday #12

Nope. Won't happen. twodogsbarking Thursday #13

I often get fooled thinking The Borowitz Report is real reporting until I glance a the source. Torchlight Thursday #15

The Goodbye Look thought crime Thursday #64

For a quick second I was thinking the op was the onion and was going to have a chuckle--then riversedge Thursday #90

That would start... Chi67 Thursday #18

..if the motherfucker were to view.. thomski64 Thursday #57

No. In fact, he sees Putin as a HUGE threat johnnyfins Thursday #60

No it won't Polybius Friday #122

Somehow he thinks that he needs it MuseRider Thursday #19

He sees something he wants, he just pops a couple TicTacs and grabs it. tanyev Thursday #72

Exactly, that is all it takes. MuseRider Thursday #98

He should be fucking overthrown for saying this shit out loud. It's happened to more competent dictators for much less. Karasu Thursday #20

..saying ridiculous shit, constantly.. thomski64 Thursday #61

That's how his reptilian brain works. "I want it." "I'll grab it by the pussy." "They let me do it." erronis Thursday #21

This is basically the same as Lex Luthor's idea Don1 Thursday #23

Greenlanders: "Thanks for asking, but are you fucking kidding me?". EarnestPutz Thursday #24

this "we need it, we have to have it bullshit" sounds like a tag line from an old food commercial orleans Thursday #25

ALso sounds like classic addiction talk. Amaryllis Thursday #36

The world is so bad right now? But, i thought Donald was good friends with Vlad and Kim. txwhitedove Thursday #27

If I was 20 instead of 68 I'd volunteer for Greenland... wcmagumba Thursday #30

Trump needs a new home in an insane asylum. It's definitely A 25 time. flashman13 Thursday #31

I''m not so sure they wouldn't. Many of the analyses I've seen on that scenario suggest you'd have an intramilitary Karasu Thursday #41

In that Bible of yours, JD... heckles65 Thursday #32

He's threatening a NATO ally with unprovoked aggression, so yes it's 25 Amendment time. Uncle Joe Thursday #35

"We need it. We have to have it!"-the chant of every four-year-old who has never been told "no". Midnight Writer Thursday #37

End of the EU? Angrboda Thursday #38

Are you sure? Little is so compelling as having a common enemy. n/t NH Ethylene Thursday #89

greenland should kick all us troops out moonshinegnomie Thursday #39

Yep. They should bar this JD Vance clown troupe from entering the country at all. Karasu Thursday #43

or even better,arrest him moonshinegnomie Thursday #50

As nice as that would be, Trump would definitely use it as an excuse to attack/invade. But I really don't understand why Karasu Thursday #63

Trump would love that Polybius Friday #123

The Phat man says coprolite Thursday #42

I think there are too many numbers in that last sentence. niyad Thursday #44

This smells of a usual Trump move... Pesky1 Thursday #46

Big talk from the little man....trying to deflect from signalgate PortTack Thursday #48

Trump was always a fucking psychopath, now he's completely lost touch with reality. sop Thursday #49

SLAVA GREENLAND! Marcuse Thursday #52

I'm with Greenland. C_U_L8R Thursday #54

Oust this nutcase already! AllyCat Thursday #55

WTF does that mean invasion sanctions///// Historic NY Thursday #56

Some military people that have his ear have convinced him that this is necessary. He has no idea what he is doing beyon Evolve Dammit Thursday #58

More like Musk and Thiel. Karasu Thursday #96

I was just thinking about why this is an obsession and remembered that there is still a lot of pushing and shoving LT Barclay Friday #118

yes indeed now that shipping channels can be open more or less year round. Lotsa oil too. What could go wrong? Evolve Dammit Friday #136

How long until we send troops in? KatyaR Thursday #66

Maybe he should take a long walk on a short pier to show how determined he is! GreenWave Thursday #67

Hey, the thought just occurred to me that Orange Julius Caesar's major jonesing for Greenland generalbetrayus Thursday #69

Fuck this shit. Paladin Thursday #71

Prezzidint Shit-For-Brains... GiqueCee Thursday #74

For now. It will be melting. Marcuse Thursday #82

True... GiqueCee Friday #129

I guess it's that mineral(?) whatever stillcool Thursday #77

So if he thinks he needs it so badly, defacto7 Thursday #78

When he breaks the NATO Treaty that is the law of the land, the US Military should refuse all orders. ancianita Thursday #79

Canada and Denmark could invoke Article 5. Marcuse Thursday #85

Yep. 31 militaries against this one. ancianita Thursday #88

They absolutely should if he fucking tries. Karasu Thursday #95

I hate to put it this way, but we're going to have to have this guy committed to a facility for the criminally insane Blues Heron Thursday #80

Like St. Helena? WheelWalker Thursday #103

Weasel words. "I don't think they're un-eager." louis-t Thursday #81

That made-up word stumped me too! BumRushDaShow Thursday #83

I don't think Finland or Sweden will attack us. louis-t Thursday #84

Sounds like something he'd say about a woman he raped Hekate Thursday #111

"To Acquire Greenland", "to get control of the island"... and then what? Make them a state? Norrrm Thursday #87

People have been treating this as a joke, but someone needs to stop him (looking at you, Congress) NH Ethylene Thursday #91

Why did I think of this: Marthe48 Thursday #94

This is incredibly apropos, that's why. I've just shared it with 3 other people. SMH Hekate Friday #113

This is crazy. Figarosmom Thursday #99

We don't "have to aquire" anything. If the US needs more space for military bases on Greenland, Jack Valentino Thursday #102

Naksarlugu! Taikkua maligarnik uqallaktiujut uvattinniimmata. dobleremolque Thursday #104

Americans will go as far as we have to go to defend NATO, traitor. AmericaUnderSiege Thursday #107

Give it up, orange shit-head. calimary Thursday #108

I'm willing to go as far as I have to remove these fucking maniacs from power. Initech Thursday #110

We are agreed that he is nuttier than squirrel poop, right? Hekate Friday #115

Twice impeached convicted felon IronLionZion Friday #117

How many GOP Congress members and Senators to we need to barbeque to stop this????? Ford_Prefect Friday #121

If this isn't Borowitz HarryM Friday #124

Trump's statement is a declaration of war. Greenland and Denmark made it clear they don't want to hand land to MAGA Doodley Friday #126

But then ONLY Congress can formally "declare War" BumRushDaShow Friday #128

'Go As Far As We Have To Go' Aussie105 Friday #127

Stick'em up! no_hypocrisy Friday #130

This is why you don't put psychopaths in the President's chair. travelingthrulife Friday #134

I expect that someone will "go as far as they have to" in order to stop him. Oopsie Daisy Friday #137

One sick metal case who should be removed by the Constitution Article 25. Bengus81 Friday #138

Coming soon: "Elon! Buy me Greenland!" intrepidity Friday #140