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(42,324 posts) Tue Oct 29, 2024, 09:27 AM Oct 2024

Where was the most embarrassing place you farted? [View all]

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Where was the most embarrassing place you farted? [View all] debm55 Oct 2024 OP

I'm sorry, MuseRider Oct 2024 #1

Left a stinker. debm55 Oct 2024 #2

My gramma would say, Gaytano70 Oct 2024 #12

Never heard that one! MuseRider Oct 2024 #15

I stand in front of all my farts... MiHale Oct 2024 #3

Thank you MiHale. You are a proud person. debm55 Oct 2024 #11

I never do that. I've never farted in my life. Ocelot II Oct 2024 #4

You never left a stinker? debm55 Oct 2024 #9

Absolutely not. I'm not that kind of girl. Ocelot II Oct 2024 #18

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA debm55 Oct 2024 #21

During sex. JohnnyRingo Oct 2024 #5

Thank you JohnnyRingo. debm55 Oct 2024 #7

Are you still together? True Dough Oct 2024 #62

Oh God no. JohnnyRingo Oct 2024 #69

In a group cpr class as I was doing compressions. duncang Oct 2024 #6

Thank you duncang. debm55 Oct 2024 #8

Did everyone else follow suit? JohnnyRingo Oct 2024 #14

On the massage table 😳 Gaytano70 Oct 2024 #10

Thank you Gaytano70 debm55 Oct 2024 #13

They must hear that all the time True Dough Oct 2024 #63

How dare you! Gaytano70 Oct 2024 #68

Me too. 1WorldHope Nov 2024 #104

In a car full of high school girls NEOH Oct 2024 #16

Thank you NEOH and welcome to DU debm55 Oct 2024 #22

You're welcome and thanks!! 😊 NEOH Nov 2024 #95

Where to begin... EYESORE 9001 Oct 2024 #17

HAHAHAHAHHAHAh. Great Post, EYESORE 9001. debm55 Oct 2024 #23

I have another EYESORE 9001 Oct 2024 #19

I am so sorry ,but you do what ya gotta do. debm55 Oct 2024 #24

In my defense EYESORE 9001 Oct 2024 #28

HAHAHAH. Very good post. Thank you EYESORE 9001 debm55 Oct 2024 #34

Sounds like you could write a book on this topic True Dough Oct 2024 #64

I have a list... FirefighterJo Oct 2024 #20

HAHAHAHHAHH. thank you Firefighter Jo. debm55 Oct 2024 #25

The most embarrassing one for me wasn't even from me FirefighterJo Oct 2024 #32

Thank you. As I walk my Dolly. She lets out these little little putters. She is a small dog. debm55 Oct 2024 #35

I always True Dough Oct 2024 #66

True Dough , do tell. where was the most embarrassing place you farted.. You have avoided the answer. debm55 Oct 2024 #67

I'm still working my way through this thread, deb True Dough Oct 2024 #71

HAHAHAHHAHAH. You are so funny. debm55 Oct 2024 #73

Probably during a colonoscopy. Funtatlaguy Oct 2024 #26

Thank you Funtalaguy. debm55 Oct 2024 #27

You fart your intestines out FirefighterJo Oct 2024 #36

My first colonoscopy, I woke up in a room full of farting people liberal N proud Oct 2024 #79

I was farting when I still got home. debm55 Oct 2024 #80

In line for a haunted house utopian Oct 2024 #29

Good for you . Thank you utopian. debm55 Oct 2024 #37

High school weight lifting Onthefly Oct 2024 #30

Thank you Onthefly. debm55 Oct 2024 #38

You could have True Dough Oct 2024 #74

Fart Proudly, says Ben Franklin Historic NY Oct 2024 #31

HAHAHAHAH. Did Ben Franklin actually say that? debm55 Oct 2024 #39

Oh yes indeed he did, among other things Historic NY Oct 2024 #49

Thank you . I learn something new everyday at DU debm55 Oct 2024 #50

Aha! Now we're getting to the important discussions! WestMichRad Oct 2024 #33

HAHHAHAHAH. WestMichRad. debm55 Oct 2024 #40

It's how I avoided blame that was funny synni Oct 2024 #41

Thank you for your post and welcome to DU debm55 Oct 2024 #43

High school Spanish class, circa 1981-1982 Redleg Oct 2024 #42

HAHAHAHAHHAA thank you Redleg. That was funny. debm55 Oct 2024 #44

I have had multiple sinus surgeries and lost the sense of smell. pandr32 Oct 2024 #45

Thank you pantr32. You were lucky to get rid of him.. debm55 Oct 2024 #46

Cut the cheese? demosincebirth Oct 2024 #47

Yep cut the cheese. As a teacher in science class, we were discussing how varies cheeses were made. I brought in debm55 Oct 2024 #48

I let a paint peeler go Beachnutt Oct 2024 #51

That poor dog and young lady. Thank you Beachnutt. debm55 Oct 2024 #52

Not me, but one of my best buddies. Catholic High School freshman year rurallib Oct 2024 #53

thank you ruralib. that's funny debm55 Oct 2024 #56

I still laugh when I think about it - once in a lifetime rurallib Oct 2024 #57

A cold windy night. I had a veritable powder keg building up. GreenWave Oct 2024 #54

Oh how embarrassing. debm55 Oct 2024 #55

I was being prepped for minor surgery. lpbk2713 Oct 2024 #58

That's bravery. qwlauren35 Oct 2024 #59

Thank you Ipbk2713 for sharing your experience with us. debm55 Oct 2024 #65

I'm proud of my farts. I don't get embarrassed. canuckledragger Oct 2024 #60

Good for you canuckledragger. debm55 Oct 2024 #70

At church in the pastor's office. There were only 3 of us present, wnylib Oct 2024 #61

Great post wnylib. It was an accident. Seems that they would have better just leaving it go. debm55 Oct 2024 #72

There was one other time when it was a close call wnylib Oct 2024 #85

Thank you wnylib. I am glad you are okay. debm55 Oct 2024 #89

It was scary when I got the results of the PAP test and wnylib Oct 2024 #90

Great thread, deb True Dough Oct 2024 #75

Oh I am so sorry that happened to you.That is a very rough time period for teens to go through.I love your posts. debm55 Oct 2024 #78

Best laugh of my day - thanks to all. Glad there were no terminal flatulence stories. NoMoreRepugs Oct 2024 #76

Thank you NoMoreRepugs. debm55 Oct 2024 #81

This post reminds me an old joke. Dave in VA Oct 2024 #77

Thank you Dave in VA. That is funny. debm55 Oct 2024 #82

No way that could be thinkingagain Oct 2024 #83

Thank you thingingagain. debm55 Oct 2024 #84

You got that right. debm55 Oct 2024 #87

In the middle of a huge orgasm!!!! Jack Valentino Oct 2024 #86

That's funny. Thank you Jack Valentino. debm55 Oct 2024 #88

On a rifle range at Fort Drum, NY jmowreader Oct 2024 #91

Thats a great post. Thank you jmowreader. debm55 Oct 2024 #92

In front of the whole classroom in speech class 8th grade. Emile Oct 2024 #93

Thank you Emile. You might have been nervous. Sorry that happened. debm55 Oct 2024 #94

Boulder, Colorado. Harker Nov 2024 #96

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. you are funny, Harker. debm55 Nov 2024 #97

I try to keep it light, debm55. n/t Harker Nov 2024 #98

Thank you Harker. HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAH debm55 Nov 2024 #99

Thank you for your boundless good spirit! Harker Nov 2024 #100

What's a fart? People fart? marble falls Nov 2024 #101

There are three kid books--Everyone Poops, Everyone Pees and Everyone Farts. Oh so you blame it on the dog???? debm55 Nov 2024 #103

An IHOP ._. Nov 2024 #102

Oh my, I guess you would feel embarrassed. You could have said on of the kids did it. debm55 Nov 2024 #106

Not me, but my oldest brother.... Dan Nov 2024 #105

Great post. Thank you Dan. debm55 Nov 2024 #107

Given the content of this thread, I must post this here Best_man23 Nov 2024 #108

That is so funny I have never seen the movie before. Than you. debm55 Nov 2024 #109

omgaaaaahaaallllp!!! Ysabel Nov 2024 #110

I m sorry. debm55 Nov 2024 #111