Ranch dressing on pizza?

[Chan790]

9. She lives in Ohio and we're estranged.

She helped her brother, my uncle, steal about $20,000 from their father then tried to blame it on my mother and I. Her previous crusade was to attempt to talk my stepfather (her brother) out of marrying "white trash."

(She thought her family was better than us...now she wants to make amends. She realized that my mother's family isn't dirt-poor...they're just so cheap they squeak. Living like they're penniless while sitting on $M's in land.)

Pepe's is incredible pizza. I go often. It's only a 45 minute drive and it's worth it.