So, my new neighbor - Mr. Woodchuck - showed back up tonight.

[TheBlackAdder]

2. Your Mr. Woodchuck might not be too different than mine.

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Mine was hanging around the back deck, then burrowed a hole by the foundation and under the crawl space, started to munch on the framing of the interior walls and through the electrical wiring, shorting out power to half of the room. It took forever to chase him out of there after repeated assaults on the burrow. He had a second home under my neighbor's shed and I placed a motion alarm by the back deck to alert me when he/she comes back.

I was sitting the the TV room with the slider door watching television. I start to hear crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch. I'm like where the F is that coming from. Thenit stops. The next day same thing. Then, crunch, crunch, crunch, poof. The outlets for the television and side wall go out.

Effing thing did about a grand in damage.

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