Learned an interesting and handy new term the other day, kind of the opposite of unobtainium..

[Curmudgeoness]

8. Oh......my.......god!

Ummmm, will you think less of me if I pass on it. My mouth is agape. Holy crap. I do not want KFF or KFH. Ever. Can I just learn the easy way and watch someone else do that????

But I can appreciate what you are saying....and I know it to be true. I will not forget the time that I took my dishwasher apart thinking that I would be able to find out what was wrong with it. I meticulously lined up the parts as I took them apart, and when I couldn't find where the problem was, I put everything back together and called a repairman. He was taking it apart and asked me who had been messing with it. I asked how he knew, and he said because "this piece was in upside down". Embarrassing! The lesson there was never to call another repairman who will humiliate me.....actually it was to put the pieces not only in a meticulous line, but also just how they came out.