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Emile

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7. Cher, you would have laughed at me this morning
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 12:22 PM
Jul 2024

when I was chasing a deer out of the garden. Coffee cup in one hand, wearing Crocs and screaming. Huge deer eating my sweet corn. They ate every bit of the popcorn we had planted in another garden plot and now they're going after my prized ambrosia sweet corn.

I told Loretta about it when she woke up and she reminded me of that stinky stuff Cher had me order. So now here I am back up at the house and probably smelling like Trump.

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