FOR OUR BABY BOOMERS [View all]

[Crewleader]

Oldie but Goodie...

Some of the artists of the '60s (living or not) are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers.

They include:

Elvis: "A Hunka Hunka Burning Bile"

Hermann's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Bobby Darin: "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"

Ringo Starr: "I Get By With a Little Help from Depends"

Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"

Marvin Gaye: "I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts"

Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

The Temptations: "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

Abba: "Denture Queen"

Tony Orlando: "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall"

Helen Reddy: "I am Woman, Hear me Snore"

Willie Nelson: "On the Throne Again"

Leslie Gore: "It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To"

Sonny & Cher: "...And The Beat Goes..... On."