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In reply to the discussion: No one believes Seniors any more! [View all]

Crewleader

(17,005 posts)
4. LOL! Here's another
Wed Sep 10, 2014, 07:11 AM
Sep 2014
WHY FISHING IS BETTER THEN SEX

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

No one believes Seniors any more! [View all] Crewleader Sep 2014 OP
How To Start A Fight- No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #1
Sexist humor much? starroute Sep 2014 #2
Who knew? I'm going to bed now. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #3
LOL! Here's another Crewleader Sep 2014 #4
Fighting Redux No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #5
LOL! Another on fishing.... Crewleader Sep 2014 #6
ROFL - Crewleader, I think you have one of those Jack Benny files of jokes... No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #7
Suddenly Senior Jokes I've posted years ago on the first DU. :) Crewleader Sep 2014 #8
Ah, Yes! What goes around comes around. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #9
Love this post and the replies. Wish I had a good story to add. Paper Roses Sep 2014 #10
I'm happy you enjoyed this thread Paper Roses Crewleader Sep 2014 #11
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