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Crewleader

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6. LOL! Another on fishing....
Wed Sep 10, 2014, 08:16 PM
Sep 2014
TAKING THE BAIT


It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line.

It only took about a minute and WHAM, a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.

He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."

So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
No one believes Seniors any more! [View all] Crewleader Sep 2014 OP
How To Start A Fight- No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #1
Sexist humor much? starroute Sep 2014 #2
Who knew? I'm going to bed now. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #3
LOL! Here's another Crewleader Sep 2014 #4
Fighting Redux No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #5
LOL! Another on fishing.... Crewleader Sep 2014 #6
ROFL - Crewleader, I think you have one of those Jack Benny files of jokes... No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #7
Suddenly Senior Jokes I've posted years ago on the first DU. :) Crewleader Sep 2014 #8
Ah, Yes! What goes around comes around. No Vested Interest Sep 2014 #9
Love this post and the replies. Wish I had a good story to add. Paper Roses Sep 2014 #10
I'm happy you enjoyed this thread Paper Roses Crewleader Sep 2014 #11
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