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Talking FROG
An older gentleman was walking across a damp meadow when he heard a female voice say, "Sir, I would like to ask a great favor of you.”
He looked around and saw only a frog sitting on a grass pod. "I must be going nuts," he thought, "There's no one here."
The voice then said, "Please, sir. Please help me."
Again all he saw was the frog which was looking straight at him. "Who said that?" he asked rather loudly.
"I did, sir. I'm the frog. I was a beautiful 19-year-old princess but a witch put a spell on me. Please help me."
The old man picked up the frog and held it in his hand. "How can I help you?" he asked.
"The only thing that will break the spell is to have a man kiss me in the mouth. Please do it for me, and then I will again turn into a beautiful, sexy, princess and I will really make you feel young again. I will make great love to you."
The man closed his hand about the frog and stuffed it into his pocket.
"At my age," he said, "I'd rather have a talking frog." 
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