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red dog 1

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50. Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Thu Dec 19, 2019, 09:27 PM
Dec 2019

(As if that idiot EVER watches 60 Minutes), since it's not on Fox News.

---he stayed up all night studying for his urine test. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #1
That's hilarious! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #5
LMFAO micDROP Nov 2019 #14
...that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is helping him BKDem Nov 2019 #2
or that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is brilliant red dog 1 Nov 2019 #7
... he describes himself as a stable genius onecaliberal Nov 2019 #3
---when he visited the "Wailing Wall" in Israel, he took a harpoon. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #4
---he once dated a woman because he heard she had "acute angina"! nt Atticus Nov 2019 #6
Good one! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #8
He takes Jr's advice underpants Nov 2019 #9
He thought "My Treasons" was a tv show starring Fred McMurray. (Hey, I'm trying). dameatball Nov 2019 #10
Good one! Turbineguy Dec 2019 #26
Thank you. Fred says hey....:) dameatball Dec 2019 #35
He thinks he's attractive when he looks in a mirror.......nt Heartstrings Nov 2019 #11
...Republicans voted for him. ThoughtCriminal Nov 2019 #12
...he thought Mexico would pay for it. BHDem53 Nov 2019 #13
He went to school rsdsharp Nov 2019 #15
...He thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds red dog 1 Nov 2019 #16
He thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #17
He has to have an aide tie his shoelaces. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #18
..he got hit by a parked car! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #19
...he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side red dog 1 Nov 2019 #20
... he thought his Pet Rock had died so he flushed it! JustFiveMoreMinutes Nov 2019 #21
He thought Grape Nuts was a sexually transmitted disease. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #22
This one made me leftieNanner Dec 2019 #27
So is Moby Dick. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #31
Donald Trump is so dumb, when you stand next to him you hear the ocean. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #23
Love it. underpants Dec 2019 #28
DT is so dumb, he stood on a chair to raise his IQ red dog 1 Dec 2019 #24
DT is so dumb, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #25
donald dump is so dumb sdfernando Dec 2019 #29
Crowd yells back, "How dumb is he??!!" aeromanKC Dec 2019 #30
Reminds me of the audience of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson red dog 1 Dec 2019 #34
When you stand right next to him you can hear the ocean roar. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #32
See reply # 23 red dog 1 Dec 2019 #33
Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #36
Donald Trump is so dumb he tried to climb Mountain Dew red dog 1 Dec 2019 #37
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks menopause is a button on a dvd player red dog 1 Dec 2019 #38
Winner.. pangaia Dec 2019 #51
Shitler is so dumb, you have to dig for his IQ red dog 1 Dec 2019 #39
Donald Trump is so dumb, he think world affairs involves screwing another red dog 1 Dec 2019 #40
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks gluteus maximus was a Roman emperor! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #41
Donald Trump is so dumb she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #42
Donald Trump is so dumb he got his little fingers stuck in a website! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #43
Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Pee Wee Herman was Herman Cain's nickname. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #44
Good one! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #60
Donald Trump is so dumb he watches The Simpsons and takes notes. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #45
Trump is so dumb he went to an orthodontist to get a Blue Tooth red dog 1 Dec 2019 #46
Donald Trump is so dumb, he got fired from a blow job. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #47
Donald Trump is so dumb he once failed a survey. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #48
Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #49
Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #50
Trump is so dumb he talks in an envelope to send a voice mail. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #52
Trump is so dumb he ordered a cheeseburger from McDonalds and said: red dog 1 Dec 2019 #53
Donald Trump is so dumb he went to the beach to surf the internet red dog 1 Dec 2019 #54
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks that yellow mess on his head looks like hair! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #55
Donald Trump is so dumb, he went to the library to find Facebook. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #56
Donald Trump is so dumb, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #57
Shitler is so dumb red dog 1 Jan 2020 #58
Shitler is so dumb, he doesn't even know he has a wig on his head. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #59
Trump is so dumb he actually believes that he won the presidency red dog 1 Jan 2020 #61
Donald Trump is so dumb, MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #62
Donald Trump is so dumb he often gets lost in the White House, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #63
DT is so dumb, he thinks Jimmy Garoppolo has a sister named Janeane red dog 1 Jan 2020 #64
Donald Trump is so dumb he still thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #65
Donald Trump is so dumb he flunked out of kindergarten. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #66
Shitler is so dumb he frequently gets lost walking back to Air Force One. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #67
Donald Trump is so dumb he has to go into a dressing room to change his mind red dog 1 Jan 2020 #68
Trump is so dumb he once stole a free sample. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #69
Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository red dog 1 Jan 2020 #70
Donald Trump is so dumb he has cobwebs in the windmills of his mind. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #71
Donald Trump is so dense, light bends around him. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #72
Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico red dog 1 Jan 2020 #73
Donald Trump is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #74
Trump is so dumb he thinks Orca is the Prince of Wales. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #75
DT is so dumb, words fail me. nt SWBTATTReg Jan 2020 #76
He's so dumb he thinks Aunt Bea was Andy's mother Bradshaw3 Jan 2020 #77
Donald Trump is so dumb he took toilet paper to a crap game COLGATE4 Jan 2020 #78
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Moby Dick is a S.T.D. COLGATE4 Jan 2020 #79
Donald Trump is so dumb he once fell out of the family tree! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #80
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Dunkn Donuts is a basketball team. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #81
Trump is so dumb he thinks Oral Roberts U is a curse, red dog 1 Mar 2020 #82
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