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lonely bird

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22. Can't take credit for this but here goes...

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 2, 2022, 08:11 AM

Jan 2022

There was a man who collected dolphins. Naturally, he wanted to keep his collection alive and he found that feeding them seabirds would keep the alive forever. One day after returning from catching seabirds he found himself face to face with a calm, quiet very old lion that had escaped from the zoo lying across his sidewalk. He stepped over the lion and was immediately arrested by a posse of game wardens. The charge?

Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

Not exactly a fish pun but I hope it doesn’t give you a haddock.

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If you can think of a better fish 🐟 pun...... [View all] Sherman A1 Jan 2022 OP

Cod this be any punnier? Callalily Jan 2022 #1

I was fishin' for something Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #2

I read your silly comment twodogsbarking Jan 2022 #3

What's that? Are you inviting more puns in the replies? femmedem Jan 2022 #4

Why of course Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #9

Is this click bait? Or aiming for higher plaice-ment? NT mwooldri Jan 2022 #5

That pun is a fluke (n/t) PJMcK Jan 2022 #6

I'm hooked! calimary Jan 2022 #7

Ah, you did that on Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #10

What the whale are you talking about? czarjak Jan 2022 #8

If I must scale down to that level... Ford_Prefect Jan 2022 #11

Are you fin nished? Ohiya Jan 2022 #31

Only with the small fry. Ford_Prefect Jan 2022 #42

I'll have to mullet over!😬 skamaria Jan 2022 #12

I think I'm gonna pout. 2naSalit Jan 2022 #21

The magnum opus of fish puns... Archae Jan 2022 #13

Why you bass turd. multigraincracker Jan 2022 #14

I sea what you did there. multigraincracker Jan 2022 #16

Well Played! Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #26

Once again I clicked now I feel like a sucker. Duncanpup Jan 2022 #15

Hook, line, and sinker! Ohiya Jan 2022 #33

You did this on porpoise! lastlib Jan 2022 #17

I'm floundering for an answer. LisaM Jan 2022 #18

I sure can't. tavernier Jan 2022 #19

Oh m' Gar... 2naSalit Jan 2022 #20

Can't take credit for this but here goes... lonely bird Jan 2022 #22

Heard a slightly different version of that one years ago Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #24

I think you should be penalized for that one.. Permanut Jan 2022 #46

Sorry, the only puns I could come up with this early in the morning were Tanuki Jan 2022 #23

But even at that Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #25

OK you made a funny rambler_american Jan 2022 #27

I don't want to carp but this thread Alpeduez21 Jan 2022 #28

Would you stop if I slipped you a fin? Harker Jan 2022 #29

Holy mackerel, that's a good one! CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #30

I once found a dead fish, because I smelt it. CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #32

I was going to play a song about fish puns on my guitar, but it's out of tuna. CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #34

I laughed so hard I hurt myself, I need a sturgeon! CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #35

I trout salmonchanted evening dickthegrouch Jan 2022 #36

Can I come up with a fish pun? ShazzieB Jan 2022 #37

I read about a huge fight.... Blue Dawn Jan 2022 #38

I feel a little Gillty that I find these funny. Bristlecone Jan 2022 #39

Did you hear about the ninja fisherman who disgraced his family? CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #40

Ah, Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #41

I promise... lonely bird Jan 2022 #43

I've been waiting all day 'til app: yer loaded /nt dickthegrouch Jan 2022 #44

I thought I smelt something. Permanut Jan 2022 #45