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CaptainTruth

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40. Did you hear about the ninja fisherman who disgraced his family?

Reply to Sherman A1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 2, 2022, 11:21 AM

Jan 2022

He had to fall on his swordfish.

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If you can think of a better fish 🐟 pun...... [View all] Sherman A1 Jan 2022 OP

Cod this be any punnier? Callalily Jan 2022 #1

I was fishin' for something Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #2

I read your silly comment twodogsbarking Jan 2022 #3

What's that? Are you inviting more puns in the replies? femmedem Jan 2022 #4

Why of course Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #9

Is this click bait? Or aiming for higher plaice-ment? NT mwooldri Jan 2022 #5

That pun is a fluke (n/t) PJMcK Jan 2022 #6

I'm hooked! calimary Jan 2022 #7

Ah, you did that on Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #10

What the whale are you talking about? czarjak Jan 2022 #8

If I must scale down to that level... Ford_Prefect Jan 2022 #11

Are you fin nished? Ohiya Jan 2022 #31

Only with the small fry. Ford_Prefect Jan 2022 #42

I'll have to mullet over!😬 skamaria Jan 2022 #12

I think I'm gonna pout. 2naSalit Jan 2022 #21

The magnum opus of fish puns... Archae Jan 2022 #13

Why you bass turd. multigraincracker Jan 2022 #14

I sea what you did there. multigraincracker Jan 2022 #16

Well Played! Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #26

Once again I clicked now I feel like a sucker. Duncanpup Jan 2022 #15

Hook, line, and sinker! Ohiya Jan 2022 #33

You did this on porpoise! lastlib Jan 2022 #17

I'm floundering for an answer. LisaM Jan 2022 #18

I sure can't. tavernier Jan 2022 #19

Oh m' Gar... 2naSalit Jan 2022 #20

Can't take credit for this but here goes... lonely bird Jan 2022 #22

Heard a slightly different version of that one years ago Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #24

I think you should be penalized for that one.. Permanut Jan 2022 #46

Sorry, the only puns I could come up with this early in the morning were Tanuki Jan 2022 #23

But even at that Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #25

OK you made a funny rambler_american Jan 2022 #27

I don't want to carp but this thread Alpeduez21 Jan 2022 #28

Would you stop if I slipped you a fin? Harker Jan 2022 #29

Holy mackerel, that's a good one! CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #30

I once found a dead fish, because I smelt it. CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #32

I was going to play a song about fish puns on my guitar, but it's out of tuna. CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #34

I laughed so hard I hurt myself, I need a sturgeon! CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #35

I trout salmonchanted evening dickthegrouch Jan 2022 #36

Can I come up with a fish pun? ShazzieB Jan 2022 #37

I read about a huge fight.... Blue Dawn Jan 2022 #38

I feel a little Gillty that I find these funny. Bristlecone Jan 2022 #39

Did you hear about the ninja fisherman who disgraced his family? CaptainTruth Jan 2022 #40

Ah, Sherman A1 Jan 2022 #41

I promise... lonely bird Jan 2022 #43

I've been waiting all day 'til app: yer loaded /nt dickthegrouch Jan 2022 #44

I thought I smelt something. Permanut Jan 2022 #45