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ProfessorGAC

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7. Actually Reminds Me Of A Joke

Reply to House of Roberts (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 8, 2025, 04:51 PM

Feb 8

Thinking all great hockey players going to hell have eternity to play but no ice.
The joke was a golfer who goes to he'll.
When he gets there, they give him top of the line clubs, his own caddy, the best shoes, best clothes.
They give him a locker in the posh clubhouse & an eternal membership on a perfect in every way, golf course.
Goes out to the first tee to tee off in front of Satan. Caddy hands me a tee, but no ball.
He says "I'm going to need a gold ball."
Satan says "No balls. This is hell after all. "

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NFL will remove 'End Racism' from the end zones ahead of Super Bowl [View all] usonian Feb 7 OP

Big tough football man, scared of the orange weenie Walleye Feb 7 #1

I would love to see that! I wonder if they'll be allowed to do it.. mountain grammy Feb 8 #8

The players should wear it on the back of their helmets. House of Roberts Feb 7 #2

When hockey is played in hell, or usonian Feb 7 #3

What's hockey got to do with this? House of Roberts Feb 7 #4

Temperature in hell below melting point of ice. usonian Feb 7 #5

So in hell they're playing hockey on roller blades House of Roberts Feb 7 #6

Actually Reminds Me Of A Joke ProfessorGAC Feb 8 #7

Oh I so agree only anxwered above you.. mountain grammy Feb 8 #9