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Pendrench

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20. Hi Major Nikon - Thank you for taking the time to respond to my post.

Sun Jul 28, 2019, 06:49 PM

Jul 2019

Actually, the taste can vary from church to church (depending on how the host are prepared) - but as of yet, I haven't found one that tastes like chicken - if I find one that does, I'll be sure to post about it

Wishing you well and peace -

Tim

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Does it taste like chicken? Major Nikon Jul 2019 #17

Hi Major Nikon - Thank you for taking the time to respond to my post. Pendrench Jul 2019 #20

So if a Dr were to take a sample from your stomach edhopper Jul 2019 #18

Hi edhopper - thank you for responding to my post. Pendrench Jul 2019 #21

Thanks Tim edhopper Jul 2019 #23

You're very welcome. Pendrench Jul 2019 #25

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Hi trev - thank you for responding to my post. Pendrench Jul 2019 #32

Thanks. I was just curious.... nt trev Jul 2019 #34

Hi trev - you are very welcome. Pendrench Jul 2019 #39

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More honest than claiming the bible is both true and false at the same time Major Nikon Jul 2019 #35

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