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Major Nikon

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35. More honest than claiming the bible is both true and false at the same time

Mon Jul 29, 2019, 12:28 PM

Jul 2019

Some people like to claim the bible is infallible, but when faced with the reality of demonstrably false shit in the bible, they simply pivot and claim what the bible actually says is not what it literally says. Of the two approaches, one requires a higher level of self-delusion.

I suppose we should just be thankful they don't BBQ us in the town square for calling bullshit anymore.

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Two of everything, huh? [View all] True Dough Jul 2019 OP

To repeat, they literally believe this or some other similar absurdity... NeoGreen Jul 2019 #1

Why would penguins need an ark? They swim. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2019 #2

My question has always been about the fish... NeoGreen Jul 2019 #3

:) Jim__ Jul 2019 #14

I got thrown out of Sunday School for asking... TreasonousBastard Jul 2019 #4

There are also grown adults who believe a carpenter rose from the dead. Act_of_Reparation Jul 2019 #5

On that note... True Dough Jul 2019 #6

Totes... NeoGreen Jul 2019 #7

It would have been more believable if he'd been a plumber. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2019 #15

There are grown adults who believe there's an invisible wizard who lives in the sky... Act_of_Reparation Jul 2019 #8

There are grown adults who believe an invisible sky tyrant wants the tip of your penis. Act_of_Reparation Jul 2019 #9

There are grown adults who think crackers and wine become actual flesh and blood... Act_of_Reparation Jul 2019 #10

Indeed. Even highly-educated Cardinals and Popes. MineralMan Jul 2019 #12

Hi Act_of_Reparation - You are correct, as a Catholic I believe that during the celebration of the Pendrench Jul 2019 #13

Does it taste like chicken? Major Nikon Jul 2019 #17

Hi Major Nikon - Thank you for taking the time to respond to my post. Pendrench Jul 2019 #20

So if a Dr were to take a sample from your stomach edhopper Jul 2019 #18

Hi edhopper - thank you for responding to my post. Pendrench Jul 2019 #21

Thanks Tim edhopper Jul 2019 #23

You're very welcome. Pendrench Jul 2019 #25

At what point of the digestive process? trev Jul 2019 #28

Hi trev - thank you for responding to my post. Pendrench Jul 2019 #32

Thanks. I was just curious.... nt trev Jul 2019 #34

Hi trev - you are very welcome. Pendrench Jul 2019 #39

Plus all those species native to North America. MineralMan Jul 2019 #11

And where did they get True Dough Jul 2019 #16

I've listened to enough paranormal radio to know that LuvNewcastle Jul 2019 #27

I would have thought that "Bigfoot" would serve uriel1972 Jul 2019 #41

I've heard it that way, too, just never Bigfeet. LuvNewcastle Jul 2019 #49

Consider the Ark story as a parable. guillaumeb Jul 2019 #19

Consider the Bible as bologna Cartoonist Jul 2019 #22

Parables are everywhere in the Bible. guillaumeb Jul 2019 #24

If you're not a literalist, then why believe that god is literally there? trev Jul 2019 #29

He only uses the term "literalist" as a pejorative for non-believers Major Nikon Jul 2019 #31

Oh, wow. trev Jul 2019 #33

More honest than claiming the bible is both true and false at the same time Major Nikon Jul 2019 #35

Oh, the RW type would love to do that.... trev Jul 2019 #36

Exactly Major Nikon Jul 2019 #48

In that case a book of blank pages and procon Jul 2019 #51

I am not a Biblical literalist. eom guillaumeb Jul 2019 #37

So you think the Christian god is a parable? trev Jul 2019 #38

NO... eom guillaumeb Jul 2019 #40

Then please answer my actual question, instead of the one you posited in its place. trev Jul 2019 #42

Faith. eom guillaumeb Jul 2019 #43

Then why not faith in Noah's Ark? trev Jul 2019 #44

Faith in the existence of the Creator guillaumeb Jul 2019 #45

You continue to evade the question. Thanks anyway. trev Jul 2019 #46

Reread my answer, Especially the first line. guillaumeb Jul 2019 #47

Is that assertion taken from the bible'.... NeoGreen Jul 2019 #50

It is my opinion. guillaumeb Jul 2019 #53

I rarely laugh out loud while reading DU. rickford66 Jul 2019 #26

With metaphor all things are possible Major Nikon Jul 2019 #30

no, the small australia ones swam north. pansypoo53219 Jul 2019 #52