I saw Elvis. I stopped for gas in a small town in Montana. He was sitting outside, eating a pop. Funny- he was eating the pop, stick and all -- ate the entire stick.
He looks like shit but then, again, he's pushin' 90.
Said, he was here because he got tired of kissin' some major, or some general's ass.... also tired of payin' alimony for a one night stand.
Can't say as I blame 'im.
I asked for his autograph so's I could prove to yiz that I saw him but he says he got arthritis and don't write 'nuthing more anymore. -- still has that southern drawl.
I told him, I was pissed as I had tickets to take my squeeze to his concert in Nassau Colosseum in N.Y. and he bailed on the concert.
He apologized and hummed a bit of Love Me, Tender --- wish Suzy could'a heard it. She loved Elvis. But still, even his speakin' voice don't sound too good, now.
Cell phone battery was shot so I couldn't get no pictures either. When I went back, he was gone. Clerk inside stopped selling lottery tickets and said he came around once in a while. He lives in a shack, somewhere on the base of that mountain.
Oh, anyway, back to the topic. When Jesus does come.... he's been cumin for 2,000 years---(Suzy is jealous of Mary Mags)...
Yiz are just gonna not believe its him and treat him the same way yer gonna post about how this post is bullshit.
Well, ye of little faith, which of us is gonna reach the pearly gates and wear the starry crown?
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