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16. Humans were put here by aliens (and the reason why:)

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 12:42 PM

Jan 2012

They could not handle the atmosphere themselves, so they created a hybrid species to grow and adapt here.

They wanted to mine the minerals eventually for their star ships that they need. Now that we have better technical abilities and are advanced their ship will be coming here soon to make sure we mine and give them what they need. Based on their cycle through the solar system (and their UFO's that keep to monitor our progress) they should be returning soon (will say they are saving us from ourselves and then get us to do their work for them).

Based on experiments they have performed they can heal a great many things and turn us into better workers...

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lolol... OneGrassRoot Jan 2012 #2

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Figures he was a gemini! Avalux Jan 2012 #13

I'm a gemini too Sanity Claws Jan 2012 #17

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GEMINI!!! Celebration Jan 2012 #14

What valuable insight you brought to this thread! Sanity Claws Jan 2012 #18

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We all need some slack. Ricochet21 Jan 2012 #9

Genetically engineered get the red out Jan 2012 #10

don't forget haarp and weather control backtoblue Jan 2012 #11

Umm....nazi scientists were aliens who developed advance technologies; then came to US after war. Avalux Jan 2012 #12

The Nazis escaped to Antarctica in submarines and flying saucers. bigmonkey Jan 2012 #15

Hmm, I thought they were under Antarctica--the hollow earth theory. nt Mist Jan 2012 #36

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I hate to say it, but even in a relaxed forum like this one... BlueIris Jan 2012 #20

this could be a long subthread........Ken Lay lives! Celebration Jan 2012 #25

Eddie lives! MorningGlow Jan 2012 #28

Micheal Jackson lives!!! backtoblue Jan 2012 #63

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Reptilians... Mnemosyne Jan 2012 #21

The truth is this: kimmerspixelated Jan 2012 #22

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Nair from the sky... get the red out Jan 2012 #49

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No, it's 'we' Why Syzygy Jan 2012 #56

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This post is an inside joke Sanity Claws Jan 2012 #57

That's right! backtoblue Jan 2012 #64

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It's so hard not to respond Proud_Lefty Jan 2012 #67

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Yeah, me too... MrMickeysMom Jan 2012 #71

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That's why we need tinfoil hats, right? Sanity Claws Jan 2012 #47

they MAY help Celebration Jan 2012 #58

But is there anecdotal support? Sanity Claws Jan 2012 #59

I haven't actually tried a tin foil hat! Celebration Jan 2012 #61

My house has a tin roof backtoblue Jan 2012 #62

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Project Blue Beam! Sanity Claws Jan 2012 #68

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