Mango, a rather small Indian man

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63. Just then Zar showed up again

well I mean, sorta manifested in place and said, I have a story I have to tell you:

"You see, for the longest time, I have been assigned by the Highest Intergallactic Council" to keep my eye on you
earthlings and thousands of other, what you call planets. We were initially quite impressed with your inventiveness
and industry.

However, lately, we started to, how you say, lose some faith in your race. My council actually has the old-fashioned ability
to "tune-in" to your television networks. We have done so extensively and I must say have come across an individual on
your screens that astounds and alarms us. He is big fat man who speaks as if he were the only volcano in history...
he leans forward as if to give you no choice but to allow his goo to stick to your braincells...
he seems to have no respect whatsoever for anybody or anything.

Hmmm... we have pondered long and hard what to "do" with this being.
What else is peculiar is this golden microphone he has in front of him...."