Mango, a rather small Indian man

[felix_numinous]

65. The council debated,

Zar explained, and sat through endless complaints from around the Galaxy, from representatives who now realized where these terrible vibrations were coming from! Their crops were failing, wars were breaking out, and the light beings were leaving in droves to areas where these vile broadcasts would not reach...and this was not easy! To think--that one person with a microphone could do so much damage!! This Earthling had to be stopped.

Solutions varied, from sending him to the Chamber of Echoes, where every utterance is repeated endlessly, to sending back in time aboard the Titanic but filling it full of clowns and jesters....the ideas being presented became more and more imaginative!