Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing
In reply to the discussion: Mango, a rather small Indian man [View all]kimmerspixelated
(8,423 posts)on a boulder he never even saw before it was too late.
There are no amount of expletives to help express the pain and frustration of a Big toe injury of this magnitude, but for some reason the wise and crazy little Indian guy Mango, decided to really feel the pain and work through it, almost as if he were a Lamaze student, and his favorite drug of choice of course was, LAUGHTER...but what he did was...he just began to breathe, breathe, giggle, breathe, breathe, giggle, and he was so good at his breath, prana, that he seemed to pass a little gas along the way. A little turned into a lot, and before long, Mango became Mr. Fantastic-Poot-tastic! Oh, the green fog that ensued!
Oddly, this worked to his advantage, when he realized he was protected by an all-natural force field! Of course this made him laugh harder, and well, things, got greener.
The Big Ol Gimme woman stopped running, stopped dead in her tracks and screwed up her face as if she had just tasted a lemon!
Weevy and Goosely were trailing behind Butch's Mama, and were shocked at the giant stench. They would've dropped their jaws in amazement, but didn't dare!