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NeoGreen

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33. A little tune called "Atheists Don't Have No Songs"...
Mon Apr 14, 2014, 05:56 PM
Apr 2014

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Disclaimer #1: Please let me know if I have violated any DU rules on Intellectual Content (nicely).
Disclaimer #2: This is only one of many "Atheist Songs" I enjoy.
Disclaimer #3: I'm surprised no one else posted this first.

Please Enjoy:



"Atheists Don't Have No Songs"
by Steve Martin

[Lyrics]

(Christians have)
Christians have their hymns and pages.
(Hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila's for the Jews.
(For the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages.
(Rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.

(Romantics play)
Romantics play Claire de Lune.
(Claire de Lune)
Born agains sing He is risen.
But no one ever wrote a tune.
(Wrote a tune)
For godless existentialism.
(For godless existentialism)

For Atheists,
There's no good news.
They'll never sing,
A song of faith.

In their songs,
They have a rule.
The "he" is always lowercase.
The "he" is always lowercase.

(Some folks sing)
Some folks sing a Bach cantata.
(Bach cantata)
Lutherans get Christmas trees.
Atheist songs add up to nada.
(Up to nada)
But they do have Sundays free.
(Have Sundays free)

(Pentecostals sing)
Pentecostals sing, sing to heaven,
(Sing to heaven)
Gothics had the books of scrolls,
(Numerologists count)
Numerologists count, count to seven,
(Count to seven)
Atheists have rock and roll.

For Atheists,
There's no good news.
They'll never sing,
A song of faith.

In their songs,
They have a rule.
The "he" is always lowercase.
The "he" is always lowercase.

Atheists
... Atheists
... Atheists
Don't Have No SONGS!

(Christians have)
Christians have their hymns and pages.
(Hymns and pages)
Hava Nagila's for the Jews.
(For the Jews)
Baptists have the rock of ages.
(Rock of ages)
Atheists just sing the blues.

Catholics,
Dress up for Mass.
And listen to,
Gregorian chants.

Atheists,
Just take a pass.
Watch football in their underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.

Atheists
... Atheists
... Atheists
Don't Have No SONGS!
(Don't Have No Songs)
Either Red Red wine, or Sweet Jane by that Canadian gal ChairmanAgnostic Apr 2014 #1
Did not know either of those songs Beearewhyain Apr 2014 #2
Don't know any songs about A&A. Manifestor_of_Light Apr 2014 #3
I prefer "42" as said by the prophet Douglas Adams Beearewhyain Apr 2014 #4
Mose Allison-Modest Proposal skepticscott Apr 2014 #5
I likely Shelley Segal's "My Morality" TxDemChem Apr 2014 #6
Nine Inch Nails - Heresy Act_of_Reparation Apr 2014 #7
I remember back when I was 8 or 9 or 10, a couple of lines from Sweet Baby James kinda struck me. Iggo Apr 2014 #8
This message was self-deleted by its author Bryce Butler Apr 2014 #9
I like that one. LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #28
another little bit of musical history I'd never heard RussBLib Apr 2016 #57
God Will Fuck You Up frogmarch Apr 2014 #10
One of mine because it made me spit coffee Duppers Apr 2016 #53
Dead Kennedys, "Religious Vomit" onager Apr 2014 #11
I also a bad religion fan LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #29
This message was self-deleted by its author bananasplitbaby Apr 2014 #12
One of my top faves... bananasplitbaby Apr 2014 #13
white wine in the sun Rainforestgoddess Apr 2014 #14
Arrghhh! That made me cry! PassingFair Apr 2014 #22
Oops, sorry n/t Rainforestgoddess Apr 2014 #24
"Dear God" is my favorite, but here are two new ones getting airplay: Arugula Latte Apr 2014 #15
liked that Portugal. The Man song. progressoid Apr 2014 #18
"I Wish I Was a Mole in the Ground" greendog Apr 2014 #16
You just had to ask... Warpy Apr 2014 #17
Praise the Lord! ... eom Kolesar Aug 2017 #60
I don't know that this is atheist, Curmudgeoness Apr 2014 #19
Imagine edhopper Apr 2014 #20
Lennon, nuff said. AlbertCat Apr 2014 #35
Great as well. edhopper Apr 2014 #39
Yes, " Imagine" for the win! n/t oppressedproletarian Sep 2017 #61
"Dear God" is my favorite, deucemagnet Apr 2014 #21
Don't know if this song counts, but the lyrics seem atheistic to me.... PassingFair Apr 2014 #23
Freewill by Rush Rainforestgoddess Apr 2014 #25
Vatican Rag - Ton Lehrer intaglio Apr 2014 #26
Finally, one I've heard of! Jgarrick Apr 2014 #27
Sorrow by Bad Religion LostOne4Ever Apr 2014 #30
A recent lounge thread asked for protest songs OriginalGeek Apr 2014 #31
Frank Turner - Glory Hallelujah AtheistCrusader Apr 2014 #32
A little tune called "Atheists Don't Have No Songs"... NeoGreen Apr 2014 #33
"Hallelujah"... NeoGreen Apr 2014 #34
Wait.... No one likes...? AlbertCat Apr 2014 #36
Because there's bugger all down here an Earth... uriel1972 Apr 2014 #38
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life... NeoGreen Apr 2014 #37
My namesake, as it were.. opiate69 Apr 2014 #40
Hymn Number 43, Jethro Tull iwillalwayswonderwhy Apr 2014 #41
Old Time Religion (Pete Seeger) NeoGreen Apr 2014 #42
"Nietzsche" by The Dandy Warhols wavesofeuphoria Apr 2014 #43
Also "Where The Birds Always Sing" by The Cure wavesofeuphoria Apr 2014 #44
Die Gedanken Sind Frei (Thoughts are Free) NeoGreen May 2014 #45
O Lord, please don't burn us, NeoGreen May 2014 #46
Question - Moody Blues NeoGreen Jun 2014 #47
Ain't It The Truth NeoGreen Jul 2014 #48
Jerry Falwell's God NeoGreen Jul 2014 #49
200 Atheist Songs NeoGreen Apr 2016 #50
Excellent list! nt mr blur Apr 2016 #54
Yep! Found the list after following your link to the "rebuttal" article... NeoGreen Apr 2016 #56
In the Name of God – Ziggy Marley pokerfan Apr 2016 #51
Cathedral – Crosby Stills and Nash pokerfan Apr 2016 #52
“Fuck the creationists” by MC Hawking mr blur Apr 2016 #55
Eagles - The Last Resort drm604 Apr 2016 #58
St. Peter's Cathedral - Death Cab for Cutie progressoid Apr 2016 #59
Imagine no religion...... LakeArenal Sep 2017 #62
God Isn't Real-Robbie Fulks utopian Sep 2017 #63
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