Atheists & Agnostics

Heddi

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75. We'll always love you for the slut you are

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:25 PM

Apr 2015

you're with friends here

NOTE TO JURY THAT IS CALLED BY OVEREAGER ALERT STALKER- THIS IS A JOKE THAT IS ONGOING IN THIS THREAD. I DO NOT THINK BMUS IS A SLUT. I'M SURE SHE'S VIRGINAL AND AS PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW. OR MAYBE SHE IS A BIG WHOREBAG, BUT WHO KNOWS? WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? I MEAN, YEAH, WE CAN JUDGE HER BUT WE'RE NOT HOLDING IT AGAINST HER TO HER FACE, WE'RE DOING THE PROPER THING AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT BEHIND HER BACK BECAUSE THAT'S HOW SHE LIKES IT (FROM BEHIND. HE HE. GET IT?)

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Is this a place for irrational intercourse? [View all] beam me up scottie Mar 2015 OP

Is that even possible? LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #1

Well how would I know? beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #2

No. But you do seem highly irrational. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #3

Well let me put it simpley beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #4

-ists? -ists! LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #7

Atheicks? beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #9

Limericks, silly. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #12

There once was a fellow O'Doole beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #13

Each night Father fills me with dread AlbertCat Mar 2015 #60

LMFAO! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #64

my ex still loves me, edgineered Mar 2015 #5

Sex with an ex is completely rational. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #8

glad you caught the humor of it! edgineered Mar 2015 #11

Too funny! PJMcK Mar 2022 #94

You should compose a poem. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #29

thanks for the chuckle edgineered Mar 2015 #46

As long as intercourse is involved Gore1FL Mar 2015 #6

! beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #10

Is that edhopper Mar 2015 #14

Well that's more rational than beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #15

You're right edhopper Mar 2015 #16

When will we ever learn?: "Dont tutch the but!" Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #82

Ill be over here watching with my camera 3:) (nt) LostOne4Ever Mar 2015 #17

Ok, just go join the other lurkers. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #30

Irrational Intercourse LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #18

mmm...bananas beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #27

Lots of entertaining responces here. bvf Mar 2015 #19

Delivery for A HERETIC I AM: LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #20

Uh oh. Gotta run... n/t. bvf Mar 2015 #22

engineered has an extra s his ex didn't want... beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #28

Thank you! bvf Mar 2015 #44

Better a hard disk... PJMcK Mar 2022 #95

haha - to keep the record straight though, edgineered Mar 2015 #50

Lol! That's perfect! beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #54

IS THIS WHAT IS ALLOWED IN THE GROPE mr blur Mar 2015 #21

RESONATING TANTRIC OPTICS: THE SOLUTION TO ALL ECONOMIC, SOCIAL AND POLITICAL PROBLEMS beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #31

despite the warning on the bottle not to use with alcohol... edgineered Mar 2015 #51

This responce is not helpful to me. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #73

Well, that certainly clears things up.! lindysalsagal Dec 2015 #81

Responce... onager Mar 2015 #23

Any opportunity to talk about your pole, onager. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #32

.......... Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #38

Hmph! OK, wouldn't touch that with an 85mm Czech... onager Mar 2015 #48

fuck ya! Warren Stupidity Mar 2015 #24

Oh now you did it. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #26

Explain your question. What do you want from us? Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #25

But I AM an evangelical intercourser! beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #33

Sorry if I offended you. Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #36

What is that word I do not understand? LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #34

I think I think Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #37

That is only because you are not all wet like me. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #39

Are you all wet? Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #40

What do you mean? I am not uneasy. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #41

You boar me. Curmudgeoness Mar 2015 #42

That makes me feel sad for you. LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #43

LOLOLOL nt PassingFair Mar 2015 #59

:rofl: Heddi Mar 2015 #62

Hey, I said I used to be a slut. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #65

A rose by any other name... Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #67

You have put a label on me that is not correct. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #69

I'll give you historical baggage. Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #70

I'll get right on that. LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #77

You're certainly as qualified to give expert opinions as our other psychologists and philosophers beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #72

Dude! LiberalAndProud Apr 2015 #78

I don't want to know what 'Divide By Zero' looks like. AtheistCrusader Mar 2015 #35

Divide by Zero Error... uriel1972 Mar 2015 #47

Does that make you pi-curious? beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #53

On an unrelated note, my rasperry pi should be waiting in my mailbox when I get home \o/ AtheistCrusader Mar 2015 #55

Oh sure, rub it in. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #56

Oy, sorry! AtheistCrusader Mar 2015 #57

I saw that. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #58

So all of a sudden you're pinboy, huh? Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #83

Wait, where's the cat-collar? Heddi Mar 2015 #45

we're all good here, but keep that collar handy edgineered Mar 2015 #49

The hosts are having it engraved. beam me up scottie Mar 2015 #52

Hidden camera: PassingFair Mar 2015 #61

I'd like to petition the hosts to pin this thread to the front page Heddi Mar 2015 #63

Ack! No! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #66

hahaha suckered. it's pinned hahaha Heddi Apr 2015 #71

So this is what I'll be remembered for... beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #74

We'll always love you for the slut you are Heddi Apr 2015 #75

STOP IT! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #76

Only if I can change my photo in your thread - mr blur Apr 2015 #68

Oops! beam me up scottie Dec 2015 #79

There once was a fellow named Satan progressoid Dec 2015 #80

Irrational intercourse sometimes makes the news Kennah Jan 2016 #84

LOL! beam me up scottie Jan 2016 #85

Satire site. The Onion is facing stiff competition these days, no pun intended. n/t Kennah Jan 2016 #86

Not that the story couldn't be real, I don't put anything past that crew. beam me up scottie Jan 2016 #87

I'd be happy seeing FBI agents haul away boxes of dildos n/t Kennah Jan 2016 #88

! beam me up scottie Jan 2016 #90

Isn't "irrational intercourse" a polite term for the more clinically accurate "fucking crazy" n/t Kennah Jan 2016 #89

Funny story. beam me up scottie Jan 2016 #91

I had a rash with a discharge once . olddots Feb 2016 #92

Only if you are discussing the square root of two. Sam1 Feb 2021 #93

Apparently so, since one group of christians here can accuse Genki Hikari Nov 2022 #96

No, try the religion forums for that Warpy Oct 2023 #97