The Christian god murdered every man, woman, child, infant, and fetus

[Voltaire2]

1. See the problem is that you are accepting that fairytale

as if it was intended to be literally true. Instead it is an allegorical story about how a very angry god slaughtered everything on earth because rev 1 was just a terrible mistake.

What we are supposed to understand from this story is that His Perfectness botched his first try at life on earth, that we mean about as much to Yahweh as a lego set means to a six year old brat, and that if you don’t like the way things are, destroy everything in sight.

Just don’t make the mistake of thinking the story is literally true and you can’t go wrong.