NEW DISCOVERY: First Half of Second Amendment

[billh58]

5. But according to Second Amendment absolutists,

the first half of the sentence doesn't mean what it plainly says. Through the magical gift of right-wing divine hindsight, the Founders minds have been "read" and they did not actually mean what they wrote. They used a code that only a right-wing slanted SCOTUS would be able to interpret over 200 years later, and then only with a magical decoder passed down over the years by the John Birch Society and its caretakers, the Koch family.

After being decoded, what the Second Amendment actually says is: "A well oiled right wing political machine being necessary to the profits of a privileged few, the right of the NRA to lie to the people and cause needless death and injury shall not be infringed."

Without the magic decoder, however, it is impossible for normal people to see beyond the obvious meaning of the Second Amendment.